Every time I get into my wife’s car (4 Viewers)

[BBTown Bomber]

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Haha, same with my wife.

Huh 7... That's like 6 more than the last time I got in my wife's car

Just threw $25 in the tank to get home tonight. I look at the credit card statements and I’m like “What was this $18.64 charge for?

Her: “I put gas in the car.”

Me: “But your car has a 17 gallon tank & takes premium. There’s no way $18.64 filled it up.”

Her: “I stopped because I got bored” or “I stopped because I was cold.”

My wife got a new car two yrs ago and I’ve never been in it. Weird, I spose.

We always drive the old Red Rocket (name given by @Faux Sean Callahan ) on any road trips. Hope that helps.


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[dsbigred1]

Wife has 2 vehicles, and this is true in both. Moved her daily driver on Sunday to get to her other car (that had amassed a total of 13k miles in the 7 years we’ve known one another) and the gas lights were on in both cars.
Every spring there has been some issue with her 2nd car because she doesn’t even start it up all winter… so now that we’re married, I get to do that. Last year there was a mouse living in it and it reeked of piss. If she didn’t suck my cock so often, I’d probably just push that fucking thing into a lake

 

[Alum-Ni]

Wife has 2 vehicles, and this is true in both. Moved her daily driver on Sunday to get to her other car (that had amassed a total of 13k miles in the 7 years we’ve known one another) and the gas lights were on in both cars.
Every spring there has been some issue with her 2nd car because she doesn’t even start it up all winter… so now that we’re married, I get to do that. Last year there was a mouse living in it and it reeked of piss. If she didn’t suck my cock so often, I’d probably just push that fucking thing into a lake

The wife or the car?

 

[DrinkItIn]

I can't believe so many people ITT let their wives drive...probably let them vote too. SMH.

 

[Mavsker]

I can't believe so many people ITT let their wives drive...probably let them vote too. SMH.

I let my wife vote but I tell her who to vote for. Basically like getting two votes when you think about it.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Meanwhile I need to find gas for my truck around this mark

 

[LoudHogRider]

Meanwhile I need to find gas for my truck around this mark View attachment 7176

It's good that your truck is level and you're clearly exhibiting level headed thinking.

 

[Cash68847]

I can't believe so many people ITT let their wives drive...probably let them vote too. SMH.

My wife has caused me thousands of dollars in insurance through the years with her horrible driving. She got in a car accident December of. 2020, and our insurance came up in February, so our insurance was going to get jacked up again, but luckily this insurance agent cold called me from American National and they didn’t catch the accident so I went with them. Anyways the first day on the new policy she crashes and it’s her fault. My first question is always whose fault was it this time. That really pisses her off. Anyways their auto is renewed every six months, so I was expecting some outrageous price or to get dropped, but it didn’t go up. It also didn’t go up this February, but the homeowners made a pretty decent jump.

 

[Ext. 55]

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That shit is real. What the hell.

 

[dsbigred1]

The wife or the car?

Yes

 

[HuskerGarrett]

She’s getting a little better

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Bullshit Garret. Time to get that newspaper rolled up and fire a few warning shots BEELLLCCHHH

 

[HuskerGarrett]

New record this morning

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

New record this morning
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Meanwhile Mrs Faux

 

[ChocaEgg]

New record this morning
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That takes fucking skill. I'd have been so pissed

 

[jw3]

New record this morning
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at this point it's clear she's on the board and reading this thread. any guesses on her user name?

 

[God is a Husker]

at this point it's clear she's on the board and reading this thread. any guesses on her user name?

She is a deep cover mole that is spying for all the other wives.

Her handle is @Tyneb23 posting Porn threads and reporting on the Likes/replies.

 

[Kaladin]

New record this morning
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but why

why would she do this

 

[HuskerGarrett]

but why

why would she do this

She said “I heard Fords are conservative in their estimates and you can really go for 30 more miles or so.” And I said “well let’s not test that.”

 

[vailhusker]

New record this morning
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You might want to start keeping a spare gas can in the garage just in case, the next time you might not make it to the gas station.