DR crootin Jordan Seaton

[Lionsfan93]

I actually think that Dylan's recruiting could have some pull here - it's not just to come and play with him, but to come here to play together AND he is selling his own uncle as Seaton's position coach.

 

[Jim14510]

Lots of people seem to hate @Jim14510. I wonder why

I'm difficult to get along with.

 

[nja13]

I actually think that Dylan's recruiting could have some pull here - it's not just to come and play with him, but to come here to play together AND he is selling his own uncle as Seaton's position coach.

But do Dylan and Donny "look like him" enough?

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Do you want Corc back out there?

No I'm good.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Look if I have to shit on Jim's face because we have even a small chance at getting a 5 star tackle, I'll make that sacrifice

I'm also willing to shit on Jim's face for a 5 star OT.

 

[11husker23]

When I went under the water brother, I saw the face of Jesus dude. He told me I was his favorite wrestler and he needed my help brother. He reached out his hand to tag me in. We clapped hands brother and I started hearing angels chanting “Hogan Hogan Hogan”. Next thing I know I’m in a wrestling ring in hell dudes. I’m in a wrestling match for my soul! There’s demons having gay sex everywhere and they want me next dudes. This place was worse than Sturgis Road Wild 97 brother.

I saw this gnarly purple faced demon brother. I gave him a knuckle sandwich and threw him into the ropes and he came screaming back at me and I reached out the big yellow boot and connected with his face. I go in for the 1-2-3 brother and next thing I know a raging legion of magma cock gobblers dive into the ring and start giving me the boots brother. One is trying to tongue my asshole while a few hold me face down and the others are masturbating watching. I’m calling out to Jesus for help dudes.

I hear a “ohh yeaaa dig it” and see Macho dropping the big elbow on one demon. Next I hear “hey yo, Hollywood need my help mang” and brother Scott Hall flicks a toothpick into a demon’s eyes and gives him the outsiders edge. 10 more demons hit the ring and start overtaking us. I hear a familiar voice in the distance “I’ve came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m all outta gum” I see brother Roddy wearing sun glasses with a shotgun start blasting gay demons heads off.

“Ya miss me Hogan?” “Hell yea Roddy I missed you brother”. I hit the ropes and drop the big boot on a demon. I see Jesus standing next to Mean Gene, Bobby, Gorilla, and Andre smiling at me from outside the ring. Jesus slides into the ring and counts 1-2-3 and real American starts playing aloud in hell. Next thing I know I’m waking up on the ground hacking water out of my lungs. I was clinically dead for a few minutes brother but it felt like I was gone for a whole night. My name is Hulk Hogan and this is my near death experience

—Hulk Hogan after getting baptized, probably

 

[Alcaus]

When I went under the water brother, I saw the face of Jesus dude. He told me I was his favorite wrestler and he needed my help brother. He reached out his hand to tag me in. We clapped hands brother and I started hearing angels chanting “Hogan Hogan Hogan”. Next thing I know I’m in a wrestling ring in hell dudes. I’m in a wrestling match for my soul! There’s demons having gay sex everywhere and they want me next dudes. This place was worse than Sturgis Road Wild 97 brother.

I saw this gnarly purple faced demon brother. I gave him a knuckle sandwich and threw him into the ropes and he came screaming back at me and I reached out the big yellow boot and connected with his face. I go in for the 1-2-3 brother and next thing I know a raging legion of magma cock gobblers dive into the ring and start giving me the boots brother. One is trying to tongue my asshole while a few hold me face down and the others are masturbating watching. I’m calling out to Jesus for help dudes.

I hear a “ohh yeaaa dig it” and see Macho dropping the big elbow on one demon. Next I hear “hey yo, Hollywood need my help mang” and brother Scott Hall flicks a toothpick into a demon’s eyes and gives him the outsiders edge. 10 more demons hit the ring and start overtaking us. I hear a familiar voice in the distance “I’ve came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m all outta gum” I see brother Roddy wearing sun glasses with a shotgun start blasting gay demons heads off.

“Ya miss me Hogan?” “Hell yea Roddy I missed you brother”. I hit the ropes and drop the big boot on a demon. I see Jesus standing next to Mean Gene, Bobby, Gorilla, and Andre smiling at me from outside the ring. Jesus slides into the ring and counts 1-2-3 and real American starts playing aloud in hell. Next thing I know I’m waking up on the ground hacking water out of my lungs. I was clinically dead for a few minutes brother but it felt like I was gone for a whole night. My name is Hulk Hogan and this is my near death experience

—Hulk Hogan after getting baptized, probably

 

[DanasMullet69]

 

[DanasMullet69]

if this is actually a ploy by Deion then he is unserious and playing for clicks… again

 

[jickey moseph]

BUT THERE ARE TOO MANY CAMERAS AROUND ME

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

BUT THERE ARE TOO MANY CAMERAS AROUND ME

They’re awful

 

[Ripping Lips]

Was there an actual video?

 

[DanasMullet69]

Was there an actual video?

Can't believe I just gave him a view, first 4 minutes were Shitter walking around talking to people then last 6 minutes was unboxing a new chain and him facetiming Seaton about it and talking about chains. Worst youtube video I have ever watched

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

Watch out, Deion's coming

Cash Cleveland, IMG Academy Ascenders, Offensive Line

Started for three seasons at Rockwall-Heath (TX) HS before transferring to IMG Academy for his senior season.

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[DanasMullet69]

Watch out, Deion's coming

Cash Cleveland, IMG Academy Ascenders, Offensive Line

Started for three seasons at Rockwall-Heath (TX) HS before transferring to IMG Academy for his senior season.

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The fans will act like he should have been a 5 star and that Deion saw something in this kid that was star worthy

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

The fans will act like he should have been a 5 star and that Deion saw something in this kid that was star worthy

Only other offer was GTech?

Nothing is more ghey than “sko” I hate that shit. How hard is it to say let’s go

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Watch out, Deion's coming

Cash Cleveland, IMG Academy Ascenders, Offensive Line

Started for three seasons at Rockwall-Heath (TX) HS before transferring to IMG Academy for his senior season.

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[Mr.Bojangles]

Why were there so many hats on the table if he only had one offer?

 

[DanasMullet69]

What is the point of this whole thing if you’re gonna go to CU?

Willing to bet DR didn’t even actually DM him he just said that because it would get most clicks from anyone

 

[Baron Winnebago]

What is the point of this whole thing if you’re gonna go to CU?

Willing to bet DR didn’t even actually DM him he just said that because it would get most clicks from anyone

Extract money. Maybe he goes to CU but it's pretty clear he made the play, at least in part, to raise his profile beyond just being some 5 star tackle