DONU +1 vs Maryland

[Pipe Line]

Yeah. The offense has proven to be an adventure this year against even the worst defenses so we will see if they can limit mistakes or if the defense can get some turnovers.

I don't think it's hopeless because both of those teams are pretty bad, but yeah I think I agree that Maryland is the most winnable one left given all the factors

It's certainly not hopeless, but I think Rhule deserves a serious look at Coach of the Year if we make a bowl after all this shit.

 

[SlumpBuster]

Just mentally I think we're hosed if we lose to Maryland

You might be right

 

[Red Finger]

We are so gonna smash the turtles.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Anyone else’s battered fan syndrome kicking in right about now.

NoHo Hank was such a great fucking character in that show. Also, fuck the turtles and their delicious crabs. We're winning by 3

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Wisconsin and Cockeye aren't juggernauts. Like every game is winnable and every game is lose-able, but they have 3 legitimate bites at the apple to get 1 win

Yeah, every team has their warts... Problem is with our offense it is hard to pencil any wins in

 

[Pipe Line]

Maryland 2.5 favorite as of this morning

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Is that Belding????

 

[Jim14510]

Is that Belding????

I don't know who Belding is nor do i know who the guy in the gif is so I'm going to say yes.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Is that Belding????

I thought it was the fat gay ginger grape fan from modern family..?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I thought it was the fat gay ginger grape fan from modern family..?

Holy redundancy batman

 

[Jim14510]

I thought it was the fat gay ginger grape fan from modern family..?

Definitely isn't him

 

[Herbie]

We are so gonna smash the turtles.

The diamondback terrapin is a protected species. Enjoy jail

 

[cwessel76]

I don't know who Belding is nor do i know who the guy in the gif is so I'm going to say yes.

Saved by the Bell. The principal.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Holy redundancy batman

I couldn't remember his name and wanted to be accurate

 

[Jim14510]

Saved by the Bell. The principal.

Ahh...it might be him.

 

[Kaladin]

We will win our remaining three games to go 8-4, then play in a bowl game and get our magical 9th win, and so begins another 20-30 year cycle of winning at least 9 games per year

 

[Jim14510]

We will win our remaining three games to go 8-4, then play in a bowl game and get our magical 9th win, and so begins another 20-30 year cycle of winning at least 9 games per year

 

[Cornicator]

Yeah. The offense has proven to be an adventure this year against even the worst defenses so we will see if they can limit mistakes or if the defense can get some turnovers.

I don't think it's hopeless because both of those teams are pretty bad, but yeah I think I agree that Maryland is the most winnable one left given all the factors

They're all winnable and they're all losable.

I will continue to argue the Cockeye game is the most winnable. In virtual pick em games, matchups are key. Just look at the Michigan State game:

Sparty has done two things well this season. They are good vs. the run and they are good on special teams. They were an abomination vs. any semblance of the Forward Pass.

What has Nebraska feasted on the last few weeks? They beat teams that sucked vs. the run and had awful special teams.

Ironically, Cockeye is very average vs. the run and dominant vs. any type of throw game. Nebraska's defense is going to kick their fucking ass, and Nebraska won't be tempted to try and throw the football.


Interesting thing to watch about the Maryland matchup this weekend:

Maryland's kicking game is the worst in the Big Ten. They're averaging 38.6 NET yards per kickoff, which is last in the country. And what's really crazy about that stat is they haven't allowed a kick return for a TD. Sometimes, that stat can be misleading because a team might house one as an anomaly. They are allowing a staggering 27 yards per return.

Average starting field position for Maryland opponents on returned kicks is their own 32 yard line.

 

[Jim14510]

We will win our remaining three games to go 8-4, then play in a bowl game and get our magical 9th win, and so begins another 20-30 year cycle of winning at least 9 games per year

On a side note Cockeye Klanners will lose their remaining 3 games.

 

[SlumpBuster]

Is that Belding????

I'm pretty sure it is