Man is a guru
"Alright Turner, lets try this technique where you let an 18 year old early enrollee make you barbeque chicken, good practice for the season"
"Bryce, you know how we start moving when the ball is snapped, lets try not doing that, see how it goes"
"Ethan, I want you to find the smallest defender on the field, and proceed to get ran through like an 80's flight attendant"