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We're extremely slow learners
In reality the simulation has learned that it can't inflict true pain on the Nebraska fan base without also providing occasional hope. Of course that hope can't come in the form of upsets or even winning tossup games during the season, so it sends hope during the offseason so it can make the regular season that much more painful.
 
We're extremely slow learners
How I envision your typical Nebraskan

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In reality the simulation has learned that it can't inflict true pain on the Nebraska fan base without also providing occasional hope. Of course that hope can't come in the form of upsets or even winning tossup games during the season, so it sends hope during the offseason so it can make the regular season that much more painful.
That wiley bitch simulation let's us end up with Raiola without the 8 months of peer crootin so he's basically throwing the ball to 4 Jim's out there. Or he will feel like he beat out McCord and transfer heading to USC after half a season
 
Do you guys actually believe in “The Simulation” or is it one of those jokes that has been overused and isn’t funny anymore? I would like to think it’s the latter, but sometimes I wonder.
 
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