New Commit Commute? Brice Turner

[djw004]

Your tag can be “Professional Turd Polisher”

Can’t wait to see how you spin the Donny Raiola hire

Also - no one pays me to polish turds, even if i did. So I couldn't be a "professional"

See. You're such a dumbass.

 

[DuckSker]

Show me one turd I've polished. Here's what you don't understand:

No one is polishing a turd because we have 0 RESULTS TO TRY TO EXPLAIN AWAY YET. Let a proven program builder work. If results don't come, pick apart all you want.

Jesus - it's like you're incapable of comprehension. @RedSeaRising lays out WHY you got banned - you were INCESSANTLY BITCHING and shitposting on literally every thread. Somehow you take that, twist it through your duck-sized brain and say "WAAAAHHHH people won't let me have an opinion...this isn't fair. You're all soft because I disagree with you..." No...you're just more annoying than a resounding gong.

Thanks for proving your tuber-like qualites, Spud Supreme.

From,

Totally Level Headed Capable of Criticism yet Cautiously Optimistic Self Thinker That Healthily Disagrees with People and Doesn't Whine Every Thread

Cool story bro, you keep acting like i give a shit. Its a message board, ignore me if you dont like what i post. I’m sitting here laughing posting this shit while you guys think im crying.

Funny thing is i’m having side conversations in DMs with others who aren’t happy with Rhule so far but they’re scared to post on here cuz turd polish army will tater the shit out of them lol

 

[RedSeaRising]

Cool story bro, you keep acting like i give a shit. Its a message board, ignore me if you dont like what i post. I’m sitting here laughing posting this shit while you guys think im crying.

Funny thing is i’m having side conversations in DMs with others who aren’t happy with Rhule so far but they’re scared to post on here cuz turd polish army will tater the shit out of them lol

Frankly I don't disagree with the basis of a lot of your comments. Haven't been blown away by hires. Would like to see some more activity on meaningful recruiting. It's just the annoying as fuck (I understand that is your intent) way you present them, and spam every thread. You can argue that you're on the right side of the fence here but the reality is we have had Rhule as HC for less than 2 weeks, so it's an equally reasonable position to give him and the staff a chance rather than speculate doom & gloom. You have no more basis to provide evidence that Rhule will fail than anyone else has to prove he will succeed.

I'll tell you the same thing I told your cousin Buck. Nobody gives a shit that you disagree, just would be preferable if you could do it in a less irritating way. Nobody thinks you're crying, it's just that you're the only one "laughing" at your troll.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Back to the tater farm for you Spud Jabroni

another tater in the bin. *click*

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Frankly I don't disagree with the basis of a lot of your comments. Haven't been blown away by hires. Would like to see some more activity on meaningful recruiting. It's just the annoying as fuck (I understand that is your intent) way you present them, and spam every thread. You can argue that you're on the right side of the fence here but the reality is we have had Rhule as HC for less than 2 weeks, so it's an equally reasonable position to give him and the staff a chance rather than speculate doom & gloom. You have no more basis to provide evidence that Rhule will fail than anyone else has to prove he will succeed.

I'll tell you the same thing I told your cousin Buck. Nobody gives a shit that you disagree, just would be preferable if you could do it in a less irritating way. Nobody thinks you're crying, it's just that you're the only one "laughing" at your troll.

This is what we in the message boarding biz call "Boilering". You take a reasonable point and then you run it into the fucking ground in every thread because you either have no social skills or are a flaming shit bag who DoEsNt TaKe It ToO sErIoIsLy and make people hate you. All the while pretending they hate you because you have an against the grain opinion

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Guys I absolutely LOVE track speed guys playing football, but he has ZERO stars!
Panic time!!!!

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

Rhule doing Rhule things

 

[Irv]

Discussing Rhule before he’s hired: Hey, one of his philosophies is he takes the fastest guys he can find, regardless of stars, with the intention of coaching them up.

Everybody: That’s awesome. Finally a guy who understands the importance of speed. And he had a bunch of success doing that at Baylor.

Rhule is hired.

Rhule‘s first commitment is a super fast guy with no stars.

Several people: WTF is Rhule doing? Why is he wasting scholarships? Why doesn’t he want to win?

 

[herbsinator]

Discussing Rhule before he’s hired: Hey, one of his philosophies is he takes the fastest guys he can find, regardless of stars, with the intention of coaching them up.

Everybody: That’s awesome. Finally a guy who understands the importance of speed. And he had a bunch of success doing that at Baylor.

Rhule is hired.

Rhule‘s first commitment is a super fast guy with no stars.

Several people: WTF is Rhule doing? Why is he wasting scholarships? Why doesn’t he want to win?

Just for the record, we’re talking about a guy that is 6 hundredths off of Tyreek Hill’s HS PR in the 100m. I realize the guy is unpolished, but it’s not an exaggeration to say that this dude has elite NFL level speed.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Anybody have a duck fart shot before? Just tried one and fuck it was good!

 

[Goskers07]

Cool story bro, you keep acting like i give a shit. Its a message board, ignore me if you dont like what i post. I’m sitting here laughing posting this shit while you guys think im crying.

Funny thing is i’m having side conversations in DMs with others who aren’t happy with Rhule so far but they’re scared to post on here cuz turd polish army will tater the shit out of them lol

Your insistent posting, whining and messaging of mods shows you very much give a shit.

A recommendation: there are a ton of people on here. Not everyone agrees with everyone. If you'd step back and actually pay attention, you'd notice that. However, of all these people that don't agree on everything, you're one of like 3 people (and one country) in the history of tPB to receive a ban of any type. That should be your hint that maybe it's not everyone being thin skinned, it's you being over the top, incessantly obnoxious.

Debate=Good
Spam=Bad

 

[Cash68847]

Discussing Rhule before he’s hired: Hey, one of his philosophies is he takes the fastest guys he can find, regardless of stars, with the intention of coaching them up.

Everybody: That’s awesome. Finally a guy who understands the importance of speed. And he had a bunch of success doing that at Baylor.

Rhule is hired.

Rhule‘s first commitment is a super fast guy with no stars.

Several people: WTF is Rhule doing? Why is he wasting scholarships? Why doesn’t he want to win?

This philosophy worried me before we hired Rhule and it still does because the BIG is a different animal than the other conferences he won in.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Le

This philosophy worried me before we hired Rhule and it still does because the BIG is a different animal than the other conferences he won in.

Let's see what he does with recruiting on both sides of line of scrimmage players first. After that it's just plug in a play where coaching matters.

 

[Turn Down for What]

Fart. Noise.

 

[Cash68847]

Le
Let's see what he does with recruiting on both sides of line of scrimmage players first. After that it's just plug in a play where coaching matters.

I agree the lines will tell the story and it will take time. That’s where true development happens. He should still utilize the portal to try to help the lines. A lot of times at positions like receiver and rb you either have it or don’t.

 

[klrgumby]

Your insistent posting, whining and messaging of mods shows you very much give a shit.

A recommendation: there are a ton of people on here. Not everyone agrees with everyone. If you'd step back and actually pay attention, you'd notice that. However, of all these people that don't agree on everything, you're one of like 3 people (and one country) in the history of tPB to receive a ban of any type. That should be your hint that maybe it's not everyone being thin skinned, it's you being over the top, incessantly obnoxious.

Debate=Good
Spam=Bad

I had a boss that always said when you walk into a room with people talking you’ll be able to figure out who the idiot is by how they talk. If you can’t figure out who it is, it’s you.

@DuckSker take notes.

 

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Cool story bro, you keep acting like i give a shit. Its a message board, ignore me if you dont like what i post. I’m sitting here laughing posting this shit while you guys think im crying.

Funny thing is i’m having side conversations in DMs with others who aren’t happy with Rhule so far but they’re scared to post on here cuz turd polish army will tater the shit out of them lol

Conversation, debate, disagreement…all fine things. Healthy debate, great thing. Back and forth exchanges on thoughts and positions, excellent thing.

It’s OK to disagree. Hell, I‘m not sold on where we are at yet. Of course it’s only been less than two weeks. So, see how it plays out...the portal/recruiting season, the completion of the staff, the progress in spring, and maybe even a game or two before we go full potato act like a ass to everyone.

EVERYONE here isn’t completely sold Yet. Everyone here isn’t completely sold yet, because we have less than two weeks to base anything on. I don’t know, just seems reasonable to have your position, even be the contrarian, and not be an ass while doing so. I have no doubt there are many ‘DM’ conversations going on. There are also many who, like you, aren’t sold on the hire and are having pretty good conversations with those that do. Back and forth exchanges that are respectful.

Acting like an complete asshole or inserting yourself into a solid and respectful conversation/debate, while acting the fool…just dumb. Even more ridiculous when it’s done over and over again.

At this point, you know you went too far and for whatever reason, you are bound and determined to ride it right off the cliff.

Take a breather.

 

[Tezzer]

Conversation, debate, disagreement…all fine things. Healthy debate, great thing. Back and forth exchanges on thoughts and positions, excellent thing.

It’s OK to disagree. Hell, I‘m not sold on where we are at yet. Of course it’s only been less than two weeks. So, see how it plays out...the portal/recruiting season, the completion of the staff, the progress in spring, and maybe even a game or two before we go full potato act like a ass to everyone.

EVERYONE here isn’t completely sold Yet. Everyone here isn’t completely sold yet, because we have less than two weeks to base anything on. I don’t know, just seems reasonable to have your position, even be the contrarian, and not be an ass while doing so. I have no doubt there are many ‘DM’ conversations going on. There are also many who, like you, aren’t sold on the hire and are having pretty good conversations with those that do. Back and forth exchanges that are respectful.

Acting like an complete asshole or inserting yourself into a solid and respectful conversation/debate, while acting the fool…just dumb. Even more ridiculous when it’s done over and over again.

At this point, you know you went too far and for whatever reason, you are bound and determined to ride it right off the cliff.

Take a breather.

Is that Ashley Morgan? 😂

 

[Ext. 55]

Is that Ashley Morgan? 😂