Chiefs Offseason Circle Jerk/Grievance Thread w/ also maybe some other NFL teams off season thread

[Cornicator]

Jackson was down here at the Lake a couple weekends ago. He had what appeared to be 3 bodyguards with him. We were actually wondering if they should be considered Bodyguards or Babysitters? I'm sure they are under specific instructions from Patrick not to let "Jackson do anything stupid".

I would imagine that Patrick has hired him a bunch of babysitters to limit the bad PR after the whole being videotaped forcing himself on a restaurant/bar owner

and down here he acts like a arrogant rich Jackass and someone will beat his ass. People with places down here are generally pretty darn mellow but if someone starts acting up that can change in a hurry. Chivalry ain't dead down here.

Oddly enough, due to his social media presence, Jackson Mahomes has earned more $12 million in endorsements on his own as an "influencer." His net worth is in the millions. That asshole is likely paying for his own protection, and he's actually assembled one hell of a legal defense team.

Patrick isn't paying for anything. Is Jackson notorious and riding his brother's coattails? Absolutely. But the dude has money because America is fucked up.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Oddly enough, due to his social media presence, Jackson Mahomes has earned more $12 million in endorsements on his own as an "influencer." His net worth is in the millions. That asshole is likely paying for his own protection, and he's actually assembled one hell of a legal defense team.

Patrick isn't paying for anything. Is Jackson notorious and riding his brother's coattails? Absolutely. But the dude has money because America is fucked up.

And here I thought you could only be an influencer by showing your butthole

 

[Jim14510]

And here I thought you could only be an influencer by showing your butthole

I'm sure Jackson has shown his butthole to many fans.

 

[Jim14510]

Now that we're on the topic what do gays do? Do you send butthole pics or just dick pics? @Baron Winnebago

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Now that we're on the topic what do gays do? Do you send butthole pics or just dick pics? @Baron Winnebago

It depends if I'm courting a top or bottom

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

The disrespect is real...

 

[Baron Winnebago]

The disrespect is real...

That's how you get in the A block bay beeeeeee

 

[SoCal_Corn]

The disrespect is real...

The KCs will finish ahead of 3 of those FOR SURE

and

Probably the other two, too

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

@Jim14510

 

[Kaladin]

@Jim14510

Lollololololk

 

[Jim14510]

@Jim14510

I'd take Herbert all day every day.

I'm just not sold on Fields

 

[Goskers07]

I'd take Herbert all day every day.

I'm just not sold on Fields

All of Fields's value depends on him not getting injured. He's gonna rack up extra points on the ground that alot of these QBs won't. But his O Line still sucks so he's gonna be running for his life just to stay off IR. His passing game is good enough to keep up with others, especially if Moore plays his best.

 

[Jim14510]

All of Fields's value depends on him not getting injured. He's gonna rack up extra points on the ground that alot of these QBs won't. But his O Line still sucks so he's gonna be running for his life just to stay off IR. His passing game is good enough to keep up with others, especially if Moore plays his best.

They picked up some oline guys but it may still suck. Defense should be pretty solid so he should have plenty of chances.

To me he just seems to take forever to decide where he's throwing and his delivery is painfully slow.

 

[Goskers07]

They picked up some oline guys but it may still suck. Defense should be pretty solid so he should have plenty of chances.

To me he just seems to take forever to decide where he's throwing and his delivery is painfully slow.

(Disclosure, I hate the Bears) hopefully having Moore gives him less to think about. I think he's got a lot of potential to be an exciting QB in the league. And honestly, he saved my ass in fantasy last year so I have a soft spot for him.

 

[Jim14510]

Disclosure, I hate the Bears

Sorry for all the gay jokes. I'm not really homophobic.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I'd take Herbert all day every day.

I'm just not sold on Fields

Yeah Herbert has a ton of talent, but I think he is a bed wetter when it comes to winning games... I do think he is better than Fields.

I would also put a few others ahead of Fields....I don't get the hype with him.

 

[Kaladin]

Our boy DiCaprio Bootle getting into it with Kelce

BBQ Chiefs on TikTok

(X/chrisRroush)

www.tiktok.com

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Matt Nagy might be one of the best coaches in the NFL iyam

Doesn't get near the respect he deserves

 

[Jim14510]

Matt Nagy might be one of the best coaches in the NFL iyam

Doesn't get near the respect he deserves

Is he the OC for the Chiefs again?

Thank you for taking him back if so.

 

[...TrueColors...]

Matt Nagy might be one of the best coaches in the NFL iyam

Doesn't get near the respect he deserves

It’s really unfortunate that Chicago is so dysfunctional not even an offensive mind like Nagy can succeed. Says a lot