Can someone help me with my anger?

[God is a Husker]

Plopping down in a rush and realizing there's no TP is one of the worst feelings in the world...but I may have topped that in my youth.

I was driving to Lincoln for something, think I was a junior or senior in high school, and had a bout with the bubble guts, it was bad. I flew into the nearest place possible and was the Beatrice Walmart. It was full on butt cheeks clenched sprint mode, I turned into the bathroom as fast as possible and plopped down and let her rip. Ahh...relief. And then I hear it....women's voices as I literally just destroyed that toilet. I sat there in a panic, not knowing what the fuck to do. I waited until I stopped hearing voices and scurried out of there as fast as possible. Thought I made it, came out, and a worker saw me come out....had a weird look, whatever, I didn't poop my pants.

If this happened today you could file a sexual harassment claim for the Walmart employee looking at you weird.

 

[Cash68847]

If this happened today you could file a sexual harassment claim for the Walmart employee looking at you weird.

You could also just identify as a woman and everyone would be good. I always carry toilet paper in the vehicle just in case. I’ve hit up plenty of corn fields during my time.

 

[CornFed Gregger]

I hate taking a shit on the plane. Got the squirts right after going thru security & my first flight was an hour of hoping & praying I could avoid stink bombing the plane. Land & go straight to the bathroom & the line is fucking outside cuz of the fuckheads sitting, scrolling Facebook/twitter. Some how pinched it long enough but I legit thought I was gonna shit my pants or just have to unload in the sink.

 

[huskermack]

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It's coming out of me like lava!