Can someone help me with my anger?

[Dble E]

I am fairly calm most of the time....

This past Monday I was traveling on business and had to take a massive dump in between flights.

I was flying American since there was no United flights that got me where I needed to go, in time. Normally i'd go into the United Club and might have to wait about five minutes before a stall opens up...Not this time. Had to go into the regular bathroom with the poors.

I was prairie dogging something bad....went into the bathroom and it was FULL. FULL of selfish bastards that is.....I waited and waited and waited....none opened up and at this point I am about to crap my pants. I am pretty sure they were taking their sweet ass time as I kept peaking through the cracks in the door and could see they were scrolling and scrolling and scrolling on their phones....at one point, I made eye contact with this guy and he smirked at me....I kicked the door and yelled at him...."Hurry the Fuck up"

He about called the COPS on me....Was I in the right or should I work on my anger????

 

[Tyneb23]

 

[Ext. 55]

Best call is to lean your back up against the door and drop your deuce at his feet.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

If visitors from another planet came they would assume airports were either jails or zoos where earthlings display our freaks.

 

[God is a Husker]

3 words OP

 

[Jim14510]

Seems reasonable to me opee. My condolences for having to defecate with the poors. No Amex Platinum?

 

[DuckSker]

Go watch 4th quarter of Cockeye game last year.

Up 21-9 with the ball at the start of the quarter. Only a Scott Frost coach team could find a way to lose that game.

Being up 12 on Cockeye is like being up 30 for most teams

 

[cwessel76]

Seems reasonable to me opee. My condolences for having to defecate with the poors. No Amex Platinum?

Ever since I got Amex Platinum I am cannot travel with the unwashed. They need to build more Centurion Lounges though.

Those Priority Pass lounges suck but are better than being amongst the unclean.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Go watch 4th quarter of Cockeyes game last year.

Up 21-9 with the ball at the start of the quarter. Only a Scott Frost coach team could find a way to lose that game.

Being up 12 on Cockeyes is like being up 30 for most teams

Sleeping on the Petras/Padilla QB combination that can explode for 7 points in any given half is the last mistake you'll ever make, guy.

 

[slattimer]

You could have flung your poop at them Opie

 

[Dble E]

You could have flung your poop at them Opie

I almost had to shit in the trashcan.....no joke.

 

[HuskerPAC]

I was once in a stall at an airport. Guy next to me blew up the toilet, I hear him rattling with the toilet paper dispenser, “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” he says.

Instead of asking me for toilet paper, I witness the man pull his pants up and dirty walk into the next stall.

 

[Kaladin]

Go watch 4th quarter of Cockeyes game last year.

Up 21-9 with the ball at the start of the quarter. Only a Scott Frost coach team could find a way to lose that game.

Being up 12 on Cockeyes is like being up 30 for most teams

 

[doublewing]

I just don't understand dudes that sit in public toilets for that long. I'm in and out of those disgusting places. What the hell is wrong with you that you are in there for 10 minutes?

One good thing about the pandemic is the reduction in business travel. I don't miss hanging out in airports.

 

[slattimer]

I almost had to shit in the trashcan.....no joke.

Should have filled it up with water and leaned it on his door.

 

[God is a Husker]

I just don't understand dudes that sit in public toilets for that long. I'm in and out of those disgusting places. What the hell is wrong with you that you are in there for 10 minutes?

We don’t kink shame on this board.


If somebody wants to cruise old school instead of using Grindr that’s perfectly fine.

 

[Dble E]

I just don't understand dudes that sit in public toilets for that long. I'm in and out of those disgusting places. What the hell is wrong with you that you are in there for 10 minutes?

One good thing about the pandemic is the reduction in business travel. I don't miss hanging out in airports.

100% my thoughts. I hurry the F up because, yeah...it's filthy and oh yeah....I am not an asshole.....

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I was once in a stall at an airport. Guy next to me blew up the toilet, I hear him rattling with the toilet paper dispenser, “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” he says.

Instead of asking me for toilet paper, I witness the man pull his pants up and dirty walk into the next stall.

If the choice is to walk with swamp ass or be confused for someone cruising airport bathrooms, mark me down for swamp ass and Jim down for cruising

 

[HuskerPAC]

If the choice is to walk with swamp ass or be confused for someone cruising airport bathrooms, mark me down for swamp ass and Jim down for cruising

I was willing to spare a square if asked, but I wasn’t going to offer. He made his bed when he didn’t check the TP situation before sitting down.

 

[slattimer]

I was willing to spare a square if asked, but I wasn’t going to offer. He made his bed when he didn’t check the TP situation before sitting down.

Plopping down in a rush and realizing there's no TP is one of the worst feelings in the world...but I may have topped that in my youth.

I was driving to Lincoln for something, think I was a junior or senior in high school, and had a bout with the bubble guts, it was bad. I flew into the nearest place possible and was the Beatrice Walmart. It was full on butt cheeks clenched sprint mode, I turned into the bathroom as fast as possible and plopped down and let her rip. Ahh...relief. And then I hear it....women's voices as I literally just destroyed that toilet. I sat there in a panic, not knowing what the fuck to do. I waited until I stopped hearing voices and scurried out of there as fast as possible. Thought I made it, came out, and a worker saw me come out....had a weird look, whatever, I didn't poop my pants.