Dean "Sparkles" O'Houlihan fucked an ostrich. Allegedlies. It may not have happened that he fucked an ostrich, but I wouldn't be too surprised that Dean O'Houlihan fucked an Ostrich, though I'd be a little surprised because it would take more than one guy to fuck an ostrich like it's rumored that Dean O'Houlihan did. Now, I'm not the one saying Dean O'Houlihan fucked an ostrich, but it wouldn't shock me if Dean O'Houlihan fucked an ostrich. It's all very fluid. Again, allegedly.