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This whole state is going to hell in a ham basket
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For someone of her advanced age a 6th generation Nebraskan seems like a stretch.
Google says she’s 74 years old.

I don’t fuckin see it.

Say avg age of 25 at birth for parents.
Her parents would have been born in 1925
Grandparents born in 1900
Great grandparents born in 1875
Great great grandparents born in 1850
Great great great grandparents born in 1825

That’s 25 years before it even became a territory.

Obviously they could have slutted it up and born at 16-18 a few times.

But still im not buying this fuckin liar
 
Google says she’s 74 years old.

I don’t fuckin see it.

Say avg age of 25 at birth for parents.
Her parents would have been born in 1925
Grandparents born in 1900
Great grandparents born in 1875
Great great grandparents born in 1850
Great great great grandparents born in 1825

That’s 25 years before it even became a territory.

Obviously they could have slutted it up and born at 16-18 a few times.

But still im not buying this fuckin liar
The first offical census in 1854 had Nebraska territory at 2,732 residents with 13 slaves.
And she’s apparently claiming she’s one of less than 1000 residents that lived in what would become Nebraska before it was even a territory.

Fuck this liar. She needs to be outed
 
The first offical census in 1854 had Nebraska territory at 2,732 residents with 13 slaves.
And she’s apparently claiming she’s one of less than 1000 residents that lived in what would become Nebraska before it was even a territory.

Fuck this liar. She needs to be outed
In 1850, the average family had 6 children. If you follow the per-family averages over time, somewhere well north of 120k today would be able to trace their ancestry to that group. And that's not even factoring in the extra potency of the corn-fed RTDB sperm that's bursting at the seams of this state's testicles.

Oh ye of little faith.
 
The first offical census in 1854 had Nebraska territory at 2,732 residents with 13 slaves.
And she’s apparently claiming she’s one of less than 1000 residents that lived in what would become Nebraska before it was even a territory.

Fuck this liar. She needs to be outed
We need to go full bob woodward on her ass
 
That’s 25 years before it even became a territory.

Obviously they could have slutted it up and born at 16-18 a few times.
Her parents may have been 25. Average would be closer to 18 for those generations.

Her born 1950
Her parents 1925
Grand 1908
Great grand 1890
Great Great 1872
Great Great Great moved to NE 1870
 
In 1850, the average family had 6 children. If you follow the per-family averages over time, somewhere well north of 120k today would be able to trace their ancestry to that group. And that's not even factoring in the extra potency of the corn-fed RTDB sperm that's bursting at the seams of this state's testicles.

Oh ye of little faith.
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^^^This guy is a 15th generation Nebraskan
 
So we need to go to Beaver City and do what we can to evict that lying bitch?!

Sign me the fuck up.
 
Her parents may have been 25. Average would be closer to 18 for those generations.

Her born 1950
Her parents 1925
Grand 1908
Great grand 1890
Great Great 1872
Great Great Great moved to NE 1870
18 might have been the average of first childbirth but it wouldn't have been the average overall. Women would have 6 kids, two years apart, first at 20, last at 30, or something like that. So 25 is reasonable. Unless we assume she's descended entirely from firstborns
 
18 might have been the average of first childbirth but it wouldn't have been the average overall. Women would have 6 kids, two years apart, first at 20, last at 30, or something like that. So 25 is reasonable. Unless we assume she's descended entirely from firstborns
True. Mainly trying to get to the other end of the range. Also Great Great Great could have moved to Nebraska after Great Great Grandparent was born. The 5th and 6th generation didn't have to be born in Nebraska. They became Nebraskans.

Anywhere from 1830-1880 is plausible to be a 6th generation Nebraskan. More believable the closer to 1880 you get.
 
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