Bad influences

[Jim14510]

I was super mature before joining RSS/tPB. Had a client in yesterday who is a 75 year old woman. She has farm land. On this farmland is a creek that was flooding into the fields from a beaver damn. She hired a guy to get rid of the beavers for her. I laughed at least a dozen times during this conversation. A few excerpts:

"He really knows how to get those beavers."

"Once or twice a week he'd come by with the beaver. They were all different sizes. Some of them were really fat."

"There was just no way I was going to get any of those beavers. I wouldn't even know where to start."

"Don said if you don't take care of the beavers they can make a real mess."

"(Deceased husband) wouldn't do anything about them. He used to love going down there and watching all of the beavers."

I blame you guys for the decline in maturity.

 

[huskermack]

I was super mature before joining RSS/tPB. Had a client in yesterday who is a 75 year old woman. She has farm land. On this farmland is a creek that was flooding into the fields from a beaver damn. She hired a guy to get rid of the beavers for her. I laughed at least a dozen times during this conversation. A few excerpts:

"He really knows how to get those beavers."

"Once or twice a week he'd come by with the beaver. They were all different sizes. Some of them were really fat."

"There was just no way I was going to get any of those beavers. I wouldn't even know where to start."

"Don said if you don't take care of the beavers they can make a real mess."

"(Deceased husband) wouldn't do anything about them. He used to love going down there and watching all of the beavers."

I blame you guys for the decline in maturity.

At any point did you try to visualize her beaver?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

At any point did you try to visualize her beaver?

i would give anything for graphic adult situational video of the gal in your avatar, brother...

 

[LoudHogRider]

I blame you guys for the decline in maturity.

I'm 62 and you've seen the level of maturity I exhibit on this (and other) sports board(s). I guess I have to grow old, but growing up is completely optional. 😎

I also silently mutter "Ron Swanson stupified gif" or "Amazed Coach gif" to myself in response to other "normal' people who I'm forced to converse with. These online locker rooms have definitely changed me.

 

[Jim14510]

At any point did you try to visualize her beaver?

 

[MtnHusker]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I was super mature before joining RSS/tPB. Had a client in yesterday who is a 75 year old woman. She has farm land. On this farmland is a creek that was flooding into the fields from a beaver damn. She hired a guy to get rid of the beavers for her. I laughed at least a dozen times during this conversation. A few excerpts:

"He really knows how to get those beavers."

"Once or twice a week he'd come by with the beaver. They were all different sizes. Some of them were really fat."

"There was just no way I was going to get any of those beavers. I wouldn't even know where to start."

"Don said if you don't take care of the beavers they can make a real mess."

"(Deceased husband) wouldn't do anything about them. He used to love going down there and watching all of the beavers."

I blame you guys for the decline in maturity.

Sounds like Don is taking care of her beaver and the husband just wasn't up to it. I imagine Don is over frequently to make sure there isn't anymore beaver problems.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Also have an image of the movie Yes Man.... Where the old lady takes her teeth out to give him a BJ now

 

[Grits and Gravy]

At any point did you try to visualize her beaver?

Spoiler: Here ya go

 

[Jim14510]

Spoiler: Here ya go

View attachment 2293

Probably pretty accurate though.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

I was super mature before joining RSS/tPB. Had a client in yesterday who is a 75 year old woman. She has farm land. On this farmland is a creek that was flooding into the fields from a beaver damn. She hired a guy to get rid of the beavers for her. I laughed at least a dozen times during this conversation. A few excerpts:

"He really knows how to get those beavers."

"Once or twice a week he'd come by with the beaver. They were all different sizes. Some of them were really fat."

"There was just no way I was going to get any of those beavers. I wouldn't even know where to start."

"Don said if you don't take care of the beavers they can make a real mess."

"(Deceased husband) wouldn't do anything about them. He used to love going down there and watching all of the beavers."

I blame you guys for the decline in maturity.

I'm really disappointed it took that long for you to become super immature. I would've laffed at the shit if I was 19 years old, or 65.

Sometimes my cousins and I ponder if our dads were as dirty and demented as we are. Meaning did they just hide it well, or are they really super mature?

Makes you think.