Baby names

[lee_carvallo_12]

Seems like someone on here or RRS was talking about a woman named La-a pronounced "Lah-dash-ah."

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Also... hurry up giant earth-bound asteroid.

 

[Mavsker]

I would recommend the name Taylor. It works for both boys and girls so when the public school teacher convinces him/her to trans, there will at least be no need to change the name.

 

[Mavsker]

My mom works at a women's center in North Omaha. She has heard and seen some great ones over the years. Here are the top 3 that I remember...
1. Clitoris
2. Meconium
3. Blanky

Had a friend who once worked with a kid we thought was named WC. No, the kids name was "Dubya Cee".

 

[Frogsker30]

As long as it’s not Jim, James or jimmy youre golden

 

[SlumpBuster]

This is the correct response.

Alternately, you can substitute “tyn” or “dyn” to add some pizzazz.

Braxstyn
Carstyn
Traydyn
Adalyn
Londyn

Or just take a traditional name and do something fucking stupid with it like “Alix.”

That drives me freaking nuts. It started with a dude that played for the Angel's a million years ago...Chone Figgins (pronounced Shawn/Sean) wtf.

If you're going to use a traditional name, spell it right.

Then there's the hippy names, "Strawberry Rainwater" or whatever. As Louis CK said, there's no laws...there should be a couple laws.

 

[SlumpBuster]

My cousin on the redneck side named their daughter Brettlynn, her parents names are Brett and Lynn 😂😂😂

LOL wtf

 

[djw004]

2. Meconium

Like…like, poop??

 

[SlumpBuster]

Walker and Texas Ranger

You're welcome OP

 

[RedSeaRising]

The child should be named after the city in which it was conceived, as is tradition.

 

[BugeaterInWa]

Ester

 

[SlumpBuster]

Ester

Esther?

 

[kyle23]

I was just thinking today that no one names their kid Jane anymore.

Cause of the Jane, you ignorant slut from SNL back when it was watchable.

So, Jane is my suggestion

I hung around a Jane for a minute during my UNL days. She was a blonde with fat cans that was going through a punk rock phase.

Hope this helps.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

That drives me freaking nuts. It started with a dude that played for the Angel's a million years ago...Chone Figgins (pronounced Shawn/Sean) wtf.

If you're going to use a traditional name, spell it right.

Then there's the hippy names, "Strawberry Rainwater" or whatever. As Louis CK said, there's no laws...there should be a couple laws.

This is similar themed from the good ol' days of SNL:

 

[Lionsfan93]

Like…like, poop??

Exactly like poop. Apparently she heard the doctor talk about it and thought it sounded pretty. She named her child shit....

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Seven

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Seven

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

I always threatened that if we had a girl, I was going to name her Moisten. Then if we had a second girl, we’d name her Wetney.

Then we had a girl and named her Olive.

Is she black or green

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

LOL wtf

Yep, I laughed my ass off so hard when I saw the name. Like what in the hillbilly fuck

 

[Huskers4420]

Phuck