I don't have any suggestions, but I can tell the story of the craziest name I've ever come across in real life.
I was on a zoom call at a previous job with several co-workers in the same room at our site plus several other sites around the country when we saw it. There was a woman at another site named "Xranxrang.". As we all pondered how the hell to pronounce it, my friend who has no filter whatsoever jumped in after she spoke on the call to ask her how she pronounced her name. Her response, verbatim, was, "Oh honey once you hear it you'll never forget it. Its like Crayon with an X. X-RAY-on."
She was right, I never forgot it. And she looked exactly like you'd expect.