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Goskers07

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The wife is due in just a few months with baby #3. I've been throwing out name ideas to her all week. I wanna hear what you upstanding fellas (and ladies) have for ideas. Normal, ridiculous, boy, girl, etc. Let hear em.
 

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I don't have any suggestions, but I can tell the story of the craziest name I've ever come across in real life.

I was on a zoom call at a previous job with several co-workers in the same room at our site plus several other sites around the country when we saw it. There was a woman at another site named "Xranxrang.". As we all pondered how the hell to pronounce it, my friend who has no filter whatsoever jumped in after she spoke on the call to ask her how she pronounced her name. Her response, verbatim, was, "Oh honey once you hear it you'll never forget it. Its like Crayon with an X. X-RAY-on."

She was right, I never forgot it. And she looked exactly like you'd expect.
 

Papa...Football

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I was just thinking today that no one names their kid Jane anymore.

Cause of the Jane, you ignorant slut from SNL back when it was watchable.

So, Jane is my suggestion
 

lee_carvallo_12

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If you're a worthless millennial, end it in Leigh if a girl or den if a boy.

If you have a spine and self respect, name the kid right
This is the correct response.

Alternately, you can substitute “tyn” or “dyn” to add some pizzazz.

Braxstyn
Carstyn
Traydyn
Adalyn
Londyn

Or just take a traditional name and do something fucking stupid with it like “Alix.”
 

LoudHogRider

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The third child is always the wild child. Might just as well pick a name that will suit the little hellraiser well in advance.

Rowdy for a boy
Valkyrie (or Val) for a girl
 

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I’ve heard of a couple crazy names. A college recruiter who came to our high school once said she heard of a girl named “Abcde” pronounced Ab-sih-dee

I also saw a baby name at a hospital once - Hennezee. That was also not in a big city
 

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