AP Cockeye City: Cawk Scribe Suffers Nuclear Meltdown

[Cornicator]

If he really notified his employer via Twitter then I think he has bigger issues than the Panic Attack itself.

 

[Hotcarl]

Am I the only one that thought that sounded made up? “This happened to me but not a single person on the planet knew so you can’t confirm it”.

Maybe I’m just being a dick

Do people like him get travel/tickets reimbursed for bowl games? I can’t imagine wanting to spend $1k to watch your team get gaped for the holiday weekend. His whole “people have been attacking me!!1!” schtick eliminates my remorse

 

[Alcaus]

Dudes who wear necklaces having panic attacks?

Color me fucking shocked.

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Panic attacks suck. I’ve only had one and it felt like I was going to die.

I hope he’s ok.

I'd probably have one too if I had to deal with insufferable Cockeye fans constantly.

 

[HuskerMarine]

Sorry, @modTEAM. Figured this deserved its own thread.

 

[Snockered69]

Soft deab ex intern. Didnt fall far from the boss tree in being soft.

 

[EwokRhuler]

Panic attacks suck. I’ve only had one and it felt like I was going to die.

I hope he’s ok.

I deal with them often. They suck.

 

[huskerj12]

I have mental health struggles too, he says he had a panic attack so I feel for the guy.

I also feel like there’s something fishy going on… he seems to have no-call-no-showed a bowl game trip? Why didn’t he just tell his bosses he was sick? Who are the “notable people” taking direct shots at him? And why??

Without knowing a single thing about this guy‘s situation, but knowing that he decided to air this out publicly for some reason, my irresponsible theory is that something dumb happened and he’s trying to cover his ass by trying out the “brave social media post”/“wow I’m so blown away by everyone’s support!” bit in order to cover some kind of shenanigans…

 

[22*43*51]

Why are college football beat writers universally lame?