AP Cockeye City: Cawk Scribe Suffers Nuclear Meltdown (1 Viewer)

[lee_carvallo_12]

Sorry, @modTEAM. Figured this deserved its own thread.

 

[2010sarenevercoming]

I was definitely wondering why David Eickholt wasn't on-site covering Cockeye's bowl game.

 

[cwessel76]

Panic attacks suck. I’ve only had one and it felt like I was going to die.

I hope he’s ok.

 

[stonesak]

ngl, I was hoping for something more juicy than journalist has a panic attack.

 

[HCFord1]

ngl, I was hoping for something more juicy than journalist has a panic attack.

Not just any journalist though

 

[Goskers07]

I'm not an Eicholt fan, but I'm not gonna pile on a guy for a mental health issue. I've had a panic attack out of nowhere before and that shit can kick your ass as bad as anything I've ever dealt with.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Another innocent victim of Brian Ferentz, football terrorist. A generation of Cockeye fans will have PTSD from watching that dog shit offense

 

[Ext. 55]

Two things can be true at once. He can be an ass and panic attacks aren’t great either.

That’s rough.

 

[Jim14510]

Another innocent victim of Brian Ferentz, football terrorist. A generation of Cockeye fans will have PTSD from watching that dog shit offense

Its amazing there isn't more and Iowans are already 10 times more likely to suffer panic attacks compared to the National average.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I'm not an Eicholt fan, but I'm not gonna pile on a guy for a mental health issue. I've had a panic attack out of nowhere before and that shit can kick your ass as bad as anything I've ever dealt with.

Not intended to dog pile, but thought it was noteworthy due to his history with many here.

Dated a girl who had a panic attack so bad I had to take her to the ER. Bad deal.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Am I the only one that thought that sounded made up? “This happened to me but not a single person on the planet knew so you can’t confirm it”.

Maybe I’m just being a dick

 

[Juro]

Am I the only one that thought that sounded made up? “This happened to me but not a single person on the planet knew so you can’t confirm it”.

Maybe I’m just being a dick

You’re not a dick.

His panic attack though had more drive than all of Cockeye’s offense this year.

 

[LWFloridaHusker]

I figured it was him before I opened the thread.

 

[Tyneb23]

Man the fuck up.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Am I the only one that thought that sounded made up? “This happened to me but not a single person on the planet knew so you can’t confirm it”.

Maybe I’m just being a dick

They certainly don’t call someone like that a man. All made up IYAM, G

 

[BradWesley]

It’s a good thing he chose to move on from the Huskers. He would have committed Hari Kari by now.

 

[MtnHusker]

Maybe we should order him a Get-Well Hooker

 

[LWFloridaHusker]

Maybe we should order him a Get-Well Hooker

That would be the first time he has gotten laid. He'll probably wear his "Big Baller Shoes" too!

 

[Adolph Coors]

i dont understand it at all. im not dismissing it. i just dont get it.

 

[iruletheskool]

They certainly don’t call someone like that a man. All made up IYAM, G

You sayin big Tony Soprano is not a man?