The only time I’d turn down a threesome.

ThomOsborneMD · Friday at 9:00 PM

You enjoyed having a man fondle you today didn’t you

HuskerPAC · Friday at 9:09 PM

ThomOsborneMD said:
You enjoyed having a man fondle you today didn’t you

Worst part about it is I work with him everyday haha

Dawgsauce · Friday at 9:16 PM

HuskerPAC said:
If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.

EwokRhuler · Friday at 9:48 PM

HuskerPAC said:
If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.

EwokRhuler · Friday at 9:50 PM

Dawgsauce said:

Been a while since I've seen that. It's one of those things that just makes you feel happy about life when you see it.

To the OP, Suffah! no but really sorry about your sack.

Dawgsauce · Friday at 9:51 PM

EwokRhuler said:
Been a while since I've seen that. It's one of those things that just makes you feel happy about life when you see it.

To the OP, Suffah! no but really sorry about your sack.

As for the ladies the OP mentioned, I would ....

Steveweiser316 · Friday at 9:55 PM

HuskerPAC said:
If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.

Hope the recovery goes well brother. How was the procedure? I need to get snipped here soon or I’ll end up with another set of twins sooner than later.

HuskerPAC · Friday at 9:58 PM

Steveweiser316 said:
Hope the recovery goes well brother. How was the procedure? I need to get snipped here soon or I’ll end up with another set of twins sooner than later.

It’s not the most fun thing you will ever do. Only takes 20-25 minutes though. I wouldn’t call anything truly painful but definitely not comfortable.

I’ll be happy to not have to do it again though.

Frogsker30 · Friday at 10:28 PM

Quint · 2025-12-13T04:43:59-0600

BradWesley said:
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Back when we beat those shit bags like a drum.

V-Doub · 2025-12-13T07:26:44-0600

HuskerPAC said:
If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.

@Huskersballz

Lionsfan93 · 2025-12-13T07:39:25-0600

I did mine just about this time of year years ago. One of the best decisions I've ever made! Condoms are the absolute worst...

Also, having it at this time of year was great for getting out of Christmas stuff I didn't want to go to.

Kinish · 2025-12-13T07:41:01-0600

Ironwardog said:
Had a couple of buddies just get theirs done, they said it wasn’t too bad compared to what they expected. If my wife and I have our planned 2nd then I’m probably getting snipped too afterwards. I’ve only had one friend, quite a few years ago, have a bad experience. Think golfball next to a softball…. He was down for 3 extra months because he pushed it a little too hard too early (he’s a farmer like me and went out to the shop too early).

one of my buddies had his a couple months ago.. bro had some weird reaction to it where his balls like quadrupled in size and he said it felt liek his nuts were in a vise grip for 3 days 🤣 told him it was better than the 5th kid

Baron Winnebago · 2025-12-13T08:09:25-0600

Kinish said:
one of my buddies had his a couple months ago.. bro had some weird reaction to it where his balls like quadrupled in size and he said it felt liek his nuts were in a vise grip for 3 days 🤣 told him it was better than the 5th kid

Lionsfan93 · 2025-12-13T09:14:13-0600

Kinish said:
one of my buddies had his a couple months ago.. bro had some weird reaction to it where his balls like quadrupled in size and he said it felt liek his nuts were in a vise grip for 3 days 🤣 told him it was better than the 5th kid

Not a weird reaction...I think it's pretty common. Mine was the size of a softball lol

bbenson67 · 2025-12-13T21:45:12-0600

Tip from the urologist who snipped my brother a few years ago. A bag of frozen peas held to the area. He said it worked better than pain killers. Sounds a little wacky but it worked like a charm.

HuskerPAC · 2025-12-13T22:24:58-0600

bbenson67 said:
Tip from the urologist who snipped my brother a few years ago. A bag of frozen peas held to the area. He said it worked better than pain killers. Sounds a little wacky but it worked like a charm.

I’ve been rotating 4 bags. The recovery has been way better than I expected but I’m going to milk it with my wife for another few days.

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