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Grats on the sex Jim
What do you bring your accountant?
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What do you bring your accountant?
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I'm a cab guy but anything red would be appreciated.
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I'm not really picky. Clearly they can see that I like food, alcohol, and sex.
Guy last week tried to give me some cash because he was going to bring me a bottle of liquor and forgot. I wouldn't accept the cash of course. Same guy brought me a bunch of fly tying material one year.
Sounds like I'm just blessed to have such nice clients. Maybe it's that I'm such a fantastic accountant that they feel they're underpaying so they feel guilty and bring me gifts. Probably some of both but mostly the latter.
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Have you ever made any pike or smallie flies?
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Sometimes
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bruh a good accountant is worth a bottle
of whiskey. if you work a 8-5 and have nothing else going on, then no you dont need to blow
your accountant. and there is nothing wrong with that.
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Smallie flies are pretty much the same as trout flies. I have made pike flies too. Haven't used them much. Lot harder to cast because they're so heavy.
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LOL why would do I care if some guy I pay for a service doesn’t like me?
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So left or right hand?
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Because then he'll bill you more. I bill the clients I like probably 75% of the clients I don't like.
SoCal_Corn
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That’s a good move, you couldn’t afford me.
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Maybe best answer.
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Im afraid Jimbo will never recover from this thread!
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Amen. My CPA has me fill out a multi-page "Questionnaire" every year ... in advance. Because I'm OCD, I've replicated it into an Excel Spreadsheet broken down into separate worksheets for each relevant tax area which I send to him - along with the stoopid questionnaire and supporting documentation in .pdf form - in advance of our meeting. This Friday morning's appointment ought to last about 15 minutes.
Me: "Did you review the materials I sent you?"
Him: "Yes I did. Thank you again for doing that."
Me: "Any questions or any areas that are unclear to you?"
Him: "Nope. Seems pretty straight forward."
Me: "Call me when the return is done, and I'll run you up a check. L8R. Oh, some online accountant buddy of mine asked me to bring a gift. Here's some brownies that I baked for you. You should eat them at home and not drive for a while. Bye."
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Do you make enough to not expect gifts?
