NSFW Members of the tPB - we need to have an important discussion

[Cheveyo]

I think half the posters in this thread would be more at home on Discord.

 

[kctitans]

This has to be the lowest collective rating of Sydney Sweeney by a group of men in the history of the internet.

Especially when you consider all the drooling that is done over Harper Murray and Andi Jackson.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

I’ll throw another name out that probably nobody knows. I only became aware of her because she was the star of a Netflix show I watched.

Name is Michelle Keegan. Apparently she is famous in England (with good reason). Been voted sexiest woman alive etc. there.

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Sadly, she does not.

It’s Fool Me Once - one of their thriller series based on a Harlan Coben novel.

 

[Dawgsauce]

As someone who married in to an Auburn fAUmily, I can confirm this is considered a 10 in Athens


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Haha, nice try. Not even close, but since you know the area I know you are a damn liar now. Athens>Plains every day of the week.

 

[Dawgsauce]

I’ll throw another name out that probably nobody knows. I only became aware of her because she was the star of a Netflix show I watched.

Name is Michelle Keegan. Apparently she is famous in England (with good reason). Been voted sexiest woman alive etc. there.

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2 points higher than ol' Sid

 

[Scott Hall]

Haha, nice try. Not even close, but since you know the area I know you are a damn liar now. Athens>Plains every day of the week.

It was actually incredibly difficult to find and picture of an ugly woman fan of uga.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

This has to be the lowest collective rating of Sydney Sweeney by a group of men in the history of the internet.

Just the natural cycle of things where people develop hipster takes once something becomes popular.

 

[Dawgsauce]

It was actually incredibly difficult to find and picture of an ugly woman fan of uga.

Plains is full of some nice gals though. A buddy of mine owned a restaurant there right out of college and I'm not too big to admit I leveraged that friendship to my advantage with the Auburn girls all through my 20s. It was too easy and I would've been losing money if I didn't.

 

[Scott Hall]

Plains is full of some nice gals though. A buddy of mine owned a restaurant there right out of college and I'm not too big to admit I leveraged that friendship to my advantage with the Auburn girls all through my 20s. It was too easy and I would've been losing money if I didn't.

My wife’s parents live in opelika but ive only been during the summer or thanksgiving/christmas. Went out in downtown Auburn 2 years ago the day before the iron bowl and it was a ghost town, so unfortunately I’ve never gotten the full plains experience. Same thing happens in Lincoln for thanksgiving weekend as well

 

[Ironwardog]

Concur on the Ana De Armas talk. She almost ruined Knives Out because it was hard to follow the plot when she was on screen.

This is going back a ways, but I saw the original Austin Powers in the theaters. Not a lot of people knew who Elizabeth Hurley was back then (maybe the younger guys don’t know now).

In any event, apparently her ridiculous hotness was a revelation to some because when she first appeared on screen, some guy in the audience gasped in surprise like he had just been punched in the gut. The entire audience burst out laughing.

And I think there was general agreement that he was right.

Yup she was a smoke show, she really disappeared after Bedazzled (not a real good movie). I feel like her and Brendan Frazier must have lost some respect from Hollywood after that movie.

 

[Dawgsauce]

My wife’s parents live in opelika but ive only been during the summer or thanksgiving/christmas. Went out in downtown Auburn 2 years ago the day before the iron bowl and it was a ghost town, so unfortunately I’ve never gotten the full plains experience. Same thing happens in Lincoln for thanksgiving weekend as well

Check out Botanic next time you're there. Cool place to go eat. Really wild it is in Opelika. Also Irritable Bao downtown Auburn kind of fun. Their food truck was called Dumps Like A Truck. My mom lives on Lake Harding, 20 minutes away so get down there often. Iron Bowl must have been in T Town that year cause it's a madhouse on the Plains when at Auburn.

 

[Mavsker]

I mean, y'all rate her against walmart. I rate 1-10, 1 being 25% female population. You should see my hotdog ratings. I'll drive 2 hours for a 7, and still searching for that elusive chili dog that is a 9 or 10.
Skyline is a 5 and I don't miss an opportunity to hit that on my way through Cinci. Dixie Chili is a 5.5-6 and I'll drive off the exit and go outta way for that one. Also, not you Tampa, but I feel like this board is full of 38 and under year olds. Ratings at those ages need a curve.

You rate women like women rate men. Sad

 

[V-Doub]

You rate women like women rate men. Sad

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Do women do anything in a logical manner? Can’t think of anything right now, but I’m sure I’ll think of something eventually.

 

[Jim14510]

You rate women like women rate men. Sad

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Sauce and women should realize that ranking system doesn't make sense. The whole point is to equate it with percentage of people.

Not surprised women are illogical. Disappoint Sauce is.

 

[realbp]

Sauce and women should realize that ranking system doesn't make sense. The whole point is to equate it with percentage of people.

Not surprised women are illogical. Disappoint Sauce is.

Ahh, you're not skewing the scale based on your ability to attract women or your personal tastes. I think men have two different scales, maybe more, but two distinct scales. An attractiveness scale and a "wood" scale. They are completely differently shaped.

 

[Jim14510]

Ahh, you're not skewing the scale based on your ability to attract women or your personal tastes. I think men have two different scales, maybe more, but two distinct scales. An attractiveness scale and a "wood" scale. They are completely differently shaped.

No. Attractiveness scale is..1. Bottom 10%, 2. 11-20%, etc

There is some variation based on taste but SS being a 5 means there are 50% of women out there that Sauce thinks are better looking.

Wood scale is dependent on a lot of different variables and can change over time. Too many different scenarios to lay out.

SS body is a 10 imo. Her face is not. Overall she's an 8. Mostly because I've never seen her in real life and assume that she's uglier in person. She's potentially a 9.

This scale is not open for interpretation.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

This bumps her at least a point for me….8.75







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[Kazman5k]

This bumps her at least a point for me….8.75







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I want her to hunt me most dangerous game style

 

[SoCal_Corn]

I mean, y'all rate her against walmart. I rate 1-10, 1 being 25% female population. You should see my hotdog ratings. I'll drive 2 hours for a 7, and still searching for that elusive chili dog that is a 9 or 10.
Skyline is a 5 and I don't miss an opportunity to hit that on my way through Cinci. Dixie Chili is a 5.5-6 and I'll drive off the exit and go outta way for that one. Also, not you Tampa, but I feel like this board is full of 38 and under year olds. Ratings at those ages need a curve.

Post the Hot Dog Ratings. Please.

 

[nja13]

You should see my hotdog ratings. I'll drive 2 hours for a 7, and still searching for that elusive chili dog that is a 9 or 10.

You're the Dave Portnoy of hot dog ratings. I hope you post the vidoes and say "Two bites, everyone knows the rules."