Scared for my life rn

[greybeardedchild]

Somehow ended up in KC after sundown. This shit makes Omaha look like a fuckin gated resort community. Sirens, crashes, fucken gunshots, you name it. Cheap whores going in and out of my motel at all hours, methed up Missouri bumblefucks roaming the street, smacking they lips at me when I walk. At one point I was in a quick trip (which I thought might be somewhat reputable, even after midnight), dropping the kids off at the pool, when a gang of unruly teenagers invaded the place. I'm talking, kids hollering swears back and forth, one claimed to have peed in sink and/or trash, kicking on my stall door, and otherwise totally disrespecting the sanctity of a gas station throne. Some of these kids voices hadn't even changed yet, fuckin preteens out running the streets after midnight. That shit wouldn't fly in Ogallala. I'm in my crappy $160 per night motel room, huddled under the desk in a fetal position. But seriously, cheapest motel I could find that was not visibly in shambles or taken over by insects, on a weeknight, over 160 after some bullshit tax. Mornings light can't come soon enough.

 

[Pipe Line]

Have been told that it is best to stay away from certain parts of KC

 

[BradWesley]

Somehow ended up in KC after sundown. This shit makes Omaha look like a fuckin gated resort community. Sirens, crashes, fucken gunshots, you name it. Cheap whores going in and out of my motel at all hours, methed up Missouri bumblefucks roaming the street, smacking they lips at me when I walk. At one point I was in a quick trip (which I thought might be somewhat reputable, even after midnight), dropping the kids off at the pool, when a gang of unruly teenagers invaded the place. I'm talking, kids hollering swears back and forth, one claimed to have peed in sink and/or trash, kicking on my stall door, and otherwise totally disrespecting the sanctity of a gas station throne. Some of these kids voices hadn't even changed yet, fuckin preteens out running the streets after midnight. That shit wouldn't fly in Ogallala. I'm in my crappy $160 per night motel room, huddled under the desk in a fetal position. But seriously, cheapest motel I could find that was not visibly in shambles or taken over by insects, on a weeknight, over 160 after some bullshit tax. Mornings light can't come soon enough.

 

[Black Dean]

Somehow ended up in KC after sundown. This shit makes Omaha look like a fuckin gated resort community. Sirens, crashes, fucken gunshots, you name it. Cheap whores going in and out of my motel at all hours, methed up Missouri bumblefucks roaming the street, smacking they lips at me when I walk. At one point I was in a quick trip (which I thought might be somewhat reputable, even after midnight), dropping the kids off at the pool, when a gang of unruly teenagers invaded the place. I'm talking, kids hollering swears back and forth, one claimed to have peed in sink and/or trash, kicking on my stall door, and otherwise totally disrespecting the sanctity of a gas station throne. Some of these kids voices hadn't even changed yet, fuckin preteens out running the streets after midnight. That shit wouldn't fly in Ogallala. I'm in my crappy $160 per night motel room, huddled under the desk in a fetal position. But seriously, cheapest motel I could find that was not visibly in shambles or taken over by insects, on a weeknight, over 160 after some bullshit tax. Mornings light can't come soon enough.

Kids just being kids bro

 

[Blakejc]

Gonna need you to talk a little more about taking a dump in a QT when you had a hotel room.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Sorry for partying

 

[Black Dean]

Gonna need you to talk a little more about taking a dump in a QT when you had a hotel room.

Didn’t even think of this

 

[1HuskerDad]

Back in the 80’s, there was a Howard Johnson’s in downtown KC that had coupons for like $19 in the Weird Herald. My buddies and I stayed at that once and regretted it on one of our Worlds of Fun trips. We were paranoid to stand on the porch with all of the sirens going by all night. There was a reason why it was so cheap!😂. It was a dump too.

 

[Mavsker]

KC is surpassingly spotty. I spent 3-4 days in St Louis followed by 3-4 in KC back to back a few years back. Figured St Louis would be worse but we had more issues in KC.

 

[Black Dean]

I’ve never had 1 issue in Kansas City but really only stay in P&L district

 

[Cornicator]

Somehow ended up in KC after sundown. This shit makes Omaha look like a fuckin gated resort community. Sirens, crashes, fucken gunshots, you name it. Cheap whores going in and out of my motel at all hours, methed up Missouri bumblefucks roaming the street, smacking they lips at me when I walk. At one point I was in a quick trip (which I thought might be somewhat reputable, even after midnight), dropping the kids off at the pool, when a gang of unruly teenagers invaded the place. I'm talking, kids hollering swears back and forth, one claimed to have peed in sink and/or trash, kicking on my stall door, and otherwise totally disrespecting the sanctity of a gas station throne. Some of these kids voices hadn't even changed yet, fuckin preteens out running the streets after midnight. That shit wouldn't fly in Ogallala. I'm in my crappy $160 per night motel room, huddled under the desk in a fetal position. But seriously, cheapest motel I could find that was not visibly in shambles or taken over by insects, on a weeknight, over 160 after some bullshit tax. Mornings light can't come soon enough.

Sounds like you're on Independence Avenue. Congrats on the sex, and the AIDS.

 

[Alcaus]

So unsafe feeling you dropped your kids off at the pool?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

So unsafe feeling you dropped your kids off at the pool?

They're soft targets. OP just trying to get out alive

 

[BradWesley]

@jw3 this brings back memories of the old, ‘Most Dangerous Neighborhood threads’ we used to get going on RSS. Good times.

 

[Mavsker]

So unsafe feeling you dropped your kids off at the pool?

Yes he dropped his children off at the swimming pool at a QuikTrip after midnight. Quite a strange set of circumstances.

Gonna ponder this one while I go drop the kids off at the pool.

 

[doublewing]

Somehow ended up in KC after sundown. This shit makes Omaha look like a fuckin gated resort community. Sirens, crashes, fucken gunshots, you name it. Cheap whores going in and out of my motel at all hours, methed up Missouri bumblefucks roaming the street, smacking they lips at me when I walk. At one point I was in a quick trip (which I thought might be somewhat reputable, even after midnight), dropping the kids off at the pool, when a gang of unruly teenagers invaded the place. I'm talking, kids hollering swears back and forth, one claimed to have peed in sink and/or trash, kicking on my stall door, and otherwise totally disrespecting the sanctity of a gas station throne. Some of these kids voices hadn't even changed yet, fuckin preteens out running the streets after midnight. That shit wouldn't fly in Ogallala. I'm in my crappy $160 per night motel room, huddled under the desk in a fetal position. But seriously, cheapest motel I could find that was not visibly in shambles or taken over by insects, on a weeknight, over 160 after some bullshit tax. Mornings light can't come soon enough.

Was this Arrowhead stadium? Preseason football season sneaks up on you fast.

 

[Alcaus]

They're soft targets. OP just trying to get out alive

Yes he dropped his children off at the swimming pool at a QuikTrip after midnight. Quite a strange set of circumstances.

Gonna ponder this one while go I drop the kids off at the pool.

Maybe it’s a euphemism?

 

[Black Dean]

So did the kids die?

 

[Red Finger]

Did you make it out alive OP?

 

[Alcaus]

OP to his children