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[Tsakoi]

After we brought in our new QB there were some rumors that quickly started flying about Frost getting ready to process up to 10 guys to make room to bring in even more transfers as a "win now" move. (CornPorn)

So who are the candidates to be sent to the portal? Here are my guesses.

Frost will help you pack up your shit:

1: P Daniel Cerni - dude you have sucked. G'day, mate.

2: DL Tate Wildeman - dude you've taken up a roster spot long enough.

Might want to look for playing time elsewhere:

3: LB Eteva Mauga-Clements - dude you looked lively but have been usurped by younger guys. Go ball out at Missouri State or Utah State.

4: WR Wyatt Liewer - dude you had more drops than catches but Frost loved your small townishness, so go play hard in practice and drop balls in the game at UNK.

5: OL Trent Hixson - dude you can room with Wyatt at UNK.

Portal in, portal out:

6: DB Tyreke Johnson - dude the last time we saw something from you was when you transfered in.

7: RB Markese Stepp - Brody Belt did more than you did last year. BRODY FUCKING BELT.

8: DL Jordon Riley - dude you looked the part but rumors of a bad attitude might be the end of you.

Unfortunately the Doctor might decide these:

9: OLB/S Javin Wright - dude the blood clots are a huge risk. It's a shame because you look like a baller.

10: LB Will Honas - dude hang it up before you make it so you can't walk.

 

[Cash68847]

After we brought in our new QB there were some rumors that quickly started flying about Frost getting ready to process up to 10 guys to make room to bring in even more transfers as a "win now" move.

So who are the candidates to be sent to the portal? Here are my guesses.

Frost will help you pack up your shit:

1: P Daniel Cerni - dude you have sucked. G'day, mate.

2: DL Tate Wildeman - dude you've taken up a roster spot long enough.

Might want to look for playing time elsewhere:

3: LB Eteva Mauga-Clements - dude you looked lively but have been usurped by younger guys. Go ball out at Missouri State or Utah State.

4: WR Wyatt Liewer - dude you had more drops than catches but Frost loved your small townishness, so go play hard in practice and drop balls in the game at UNK.

5: OL Trent Hixson - dude you can room with Wyatt at UNK.

Portal in, portal out:

6: DB Tyreke Johnson - dude the last time we saw something from you was when you transfered in.

7: RB Markese Stepp - Brody Belt did more than you did last year. BRODY FUCKING BELT.

8: DL Jordon Riley - dude you looked the part but rumors of a bar attitude might be the end of you.

Unfortunately the Doctor might decide these:

9: OLB/S Javin Wright - dude the blood clots are a huge risk. It's a shame because you look like a baller.

10:LB Will Honas - dude hang it up before you make it so you can't walk.

Smothers has to be on that list doesn’t he?

 

[Bootleg11]

Liewer will just not his scholly renewed right? Or is he even on scholarship?

I don’t think they’ll process Javin Wright

 

[ChocaEgg]

Smothers has to be on that list doesn’t he?

I'd get rid of Haarberg before Smothers. Haarberg wasn't very impressive his Sr year against some garbage ass, doo-doo competition. Plus it sounds like he has big-time accuracy issues.

 

[Bootleg11]

Smothers has to be on that list doesn’t he?

If they get Brock Purdy maybe? Smothers wasn’t awful against Cockeye was he?

Ryan Held at UNA…45 minutes from Athens, AL.

 

[Tsakoi]

Smothers has to be on that list doesn’t he?

If we take Purdy, yes definitely. If we don't then maybe after Spring?

Also, Haarberg is a candidate IMO as well. Might not be a big college team level QB in the first place.

 

[Cash68847]

I'd get rid of Haarberg before Smothers. Haarberg wasn't very impressive his Sr year against some garbage ass, doo-doo competition. Plus it sounds like he has big-time accuracy issues.

Smothers doesn’t fit what Whipple wants to do. Even though I’ve been down on Haarberg he has great talent. His upside is much higher than Smothers. To me Smothers is gone.

 

[Cash68847]

If we take Purdy, yes definitely. If we don't then maybe after Spring?

Also, Haarberg is a candidate IMO as well. Might not be a big college team level QB in the first place.

I’m assuming Purdy is coming.

 

[Cash68847]

If they get Brock Purdy maybe? Smothers wasn’t awful against Cockeyes was he?

Ryan Held at UNA…45 minutes from Athens, AL.

I thought Smothers was solid for a first start and depending on the type of offense you would run could be decent, but I don’t know if he would ever be the answer to where we seem to be moving offensively. It looks like to me we are going to be throwing more.

 

[Bootleg11]

I thought Smothers was solid for a first start and depending on the type of offense you would run could be decent, but I don’t know if he would ever be the answer to where we seem to be moving offensively. It looks like to me we are going to be throwing more.

Yeah I’m assuming we aren’t going to see the amount of throwing Pitt did but Whipples offense needs a big arm.

 

[Cash68847]

Yeah I’m assuming we aren’t going to see the amount of throwing Pitt did but Whipples offense needs a big arm.

If looks like we could be adding some pretty good talent receiver wise and what we have here with Betts, Manning, and Fidone etc I could see us evolving into more of a passing team.

 

[...TrueColors...]

Agree with everyone but Stepp and Johnson.

Replace Stepp with Lynn.

 

[...TrueColors...]

Liewer will just not his scholly renewed right? Or is he even on scholarship?

I don’t think they’ll process Javin Wright

I’ve been told Javin might be in line for a medical

 

[Dell Husker]

I’d think a WR as well - Nixon, Brown, etc

 

[Tsakoi]

I’d think a WR as well - Nixon, Brown, etc

I agree but I think that will happen after spring. I think all the WRs will go into the spring trying to impress Mickey and the new OC.

 

[Skerz4Life50]

I’d add Oliver Martin as a potential too. Something was weird with him last year. I know he had an injury early, but really then showed a lack of effort later in the season.

 

[...TrueColors...]

I’d add Oliver Martin as a potential too. Something was weird with him last year. I know he had an injury early, but really then showed a lack of effort later in the season.

Him giving up on that ball that ended up being an INT against Wisconsin was terrible.

 

[Toe]

I'm a little hesitant to write off any OL or RBs, simply because I think they've all had shitty coaching to date, which will hopefully change with the new staff. That said, I certainly wouldn't shed a tear for Hixson if he left...

 

[Cash68847]

I'm a little hesitant to write off any OL or RBs, simply because I think they've all had shitty coaching to date, which will hopefully change with the new staff. That said, I certainly wouldn't shed a tear for Hixson if he left...

Just wait until Hixon breaks the starting lineup next year.

 

[Kaladin]

Just wait until Hixon breaks the starting lineup next year.

you shut your mouth