You're the number 1 recruit in the country as a QB

[Adolph Coors]

Nebraska, Clemson, Texas, Oklahoma and Miami.

 

[RedSavage]

Whoever gives me the heaviest McDonald’s bag

 

[Havoc34]

Clemson
Northwestern
Washington
Stanford
UNC

 

[Chi7397]

I love Nebraska but no chance I’d go there if I were the top recruit under current circumstances. Wish it weren’t so, but it’s a bad career move at the moment.

 

[Jim14510]

Lets say fantasy land hypothetically Nebraska goes 9-3 and wins the west this year. Is there any chance the 22 class changes their mind or too little too late?

 

[Alcaus]

ASU
USC
Ole Miss
Texas
Miami

Probably commit to Ole Miss. Lane train and sloots.

 

[Daddy]

USC
Florida
Ohio State
Oklahoma
Ole Miss

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I’m committing to Nebraska so all of my visits are strictly for dick wetting porpoises.

First do an unofficial visit to Nebraska to silent commit - tell Clouse that I’m on board but that he can’t explicitly say so.

1. Ole Miss
2. Texas
3. Miami
4. Arizona St
5. UCLA

There is a 0.00% chance that I'm not feeding every single reporter totally fucking nonsensical information for the lolz