Winter Conditioning/Off Season Thread 2023

[HuskerDocCo]

This was posted in my high school weight room.

SQUATTIN'

Down the road, in a gym far away

A young man was heard to say,

No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!

He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too.

Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do!

From the corner of the gym where the big guys train,

Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain,

Where the big iron rides high, and threaten lives,

Where the noise is made with big forty-fives,

A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees,

A very big man with legs like trees,

Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,

Chalked his hands and monstrous back,

Said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten!

Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN!"

Nancy just asked why i am bellyachin’ 🤣

 

[Pipe Line]

This was posted in my high school weight room.

SQUATTIN'

Down the road, in a gym far away

A young man was heard to say,

No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!

He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too.

Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do!

From the corner of the gym where the big guys train,

Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain,

Where the big iron rides high, and threaten lives,

Where the noise is made with big forty-fives,

A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees,

A very big man with legs like trees,

Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,

Chalked his hands and monstrous back,

Said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten!

Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN!"

like a god damn bible verse!

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Goskers07]

A Hawaiian in a snowstorm.

 

[David Webb]

Message boarder weather.

 

[vailhusker]

Message boarder weather.

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Those poor kids at the Polynesian Bowl.

 

[NSECTA4]

ohhhhh WOW weeeee!!! It’s as long as a telephone pole !!! Uhh uhhhhhhhh holy shit can anyone else contain this???..!!

Put down the binoculars doc

 

[Fargo Husker]

 

[Bootleg11]

 

[Bootleg11]

 

[Bootleg11]

 

[ac husker]

Corcoran looks like he’s gonna hurl.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Corcoran looks like he’s gonna hurl.

Gotta keep those OL puking stats up!

 

[vailhusker]

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Huskers633]

 

[Tezzer]

I think he ends up at DT.

 

[vailhusker]

I think he ends up at DT.

It will be interesting to see where he and Goldman end up, I did read that Goldman prefers the DL.

Mason Goldman 2023 Offensive Tackle Nebraska

Mason Goldman - 3 Star Offensive tackle for Nebraska on InsideNebraska

n.rivals.com

 

[vailhusker]

Greg from Rivals said that Mr. Maciejczak is on his way to finally take his official visit, he wasn't able to take it before he signed due to a snowstorm the weekend before signing day.

 

[vailhusker]

Rhule hanging out with some corn-fed girls.