Why does our OL continue to suck?

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

I like that old joke on rrs saying the ideal size for an NG was 5’8” 340lbs.

I started that

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I like that old joke on rrs saying the ideal size for an NG was 5’8” 340lbs.

Lol. I like that we've basically spent the past 15 years going back and forth between the team is too fat and the team is not fat enough. And we can't run a 43 because we can't recruit legit DEs but we can't run a 34 because we can't recruit legit OLBs

 

[tman87]

I can't believe someone hasn't said steroids.

Cuz you know, that is how we built our dominant lines in the past.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Lol. I like that we've basically spent the past 15 years going back and forth between the team is too fat and the team is not fat enough. And we can't run a 43 because we can't recruit legit DEs but we can't run a 34 because we can't recruit legit OLBs

Toby, you boil everything down far too perfectly here, and also in other places. It must be a gift and also a curse.

BTW, the current team concurrently is too fat, too thin, doesn't do enough power lifting, and also doesn't go low enough on their jump-squat reps to really build power to knock fockers off the line.

 

[ChocaEgg]

We do have way too many honkies on the OL. We need to send Mickey down south to Black church and find the fattest assed southern momma's that he can and convince them to send their boys up to Lincoln

We are wayyyyyy too white on both OL and DL.

 

[Cash68847]

We are wayyyyyy too white on both OL and DL.

Why can Cockeye, Minnesota, and WiscyDicks be all white on the O-line and good and we can’t?

 

[ChocaEgg]

Why can Cockeyes, Minnesota, and WiscyDicks be all white on the O-line and good and we can’t?

Expert development. They'd be even better if they had more diverse lines though.

 

[#HBD]

We are wayyyyyy too white on both OL and DL.

 

[Cash68847]

Expert development. They'd be even better if they had more diverse lines though.

Cockeye and WiscyDicks probably have top 10 caliber offensive lines most years and Minnesota has been pretty good lately too. They wouldn’t be that much better. I can buy the defense part. Teams like WiscyDicks and Cockeye’s problem is they aren’t at athletic up front on defense and their skill players aren’t on par with the best of the best. Their o-lines are quality enough.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Cockeyes and WiscyDicks probably have top 10 caliber offensive lines most years and Minnesota has been pretty good lately too. They wouldn’t be that much better. I can buy the defense part. Teams like WiscyDicks and Cockeyes’s problem is they aren’t at athletic up front on defense and their skill players aren’t on par with the best of the best. Their o-lines are quality enough.

We take the bad honkies. If we took the good honkies it wouldn't be a problem.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

We take the bad honkies. If we took the good honkies it wouldn't be a problem.

Hell yeah bro honkey tonk!!!

 

[ChocaEgg]

We take the bad honkies. If we took the good honkies it wouldn't be a problem.

Maybe. I'd still prefer some culture in that room.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Maybe. I'd still prefer some culture in that room.

You boys go down to the honkey tonk you will get plenty of culture

 

[ChocaEgg]

You boys go down to the honkey tonk you will get plenty of culture

 

[Mustangblood]

I can't believe someone hasn't said steroids.

Cuz you know, that is how we built our dominant lines in the past.

We had one guy try that, and he is now suspended.

 

[tman87]

We had one guy try that, and he is now suspended.

My suggestion was in jest of course.

But your point is still true! Although we don't know what he tested positive for exactly. Still a big loss on an already thin (depth wise) O Line that couldn't afford to lose it's best, or at least 2nd best, O Lineman.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Toby, you boil everything down far too perfectly here, and also in other places. It must be a gift and also a curse.

BTW, the current team concurrently is too fat, too thin, doesn't do enough power lifting, and also doesn't go low enough on their jump-squat reps to really build power to knock fockers off the line.

As long as it makes me miserable I can express it with incredible clarity

 

[Baron Winnebago]

We had one guy try that, and he is now suspended.

 

[Mustangblood]

My suggestion was in jest of course.

But your point is still true! Although we don't know what he tested positive for exactly. Still a big loss on an already thin (depth wise) O Line that couldn't afford to lose it's best, or at least 2nd best, O Lineman.

I know everyone is hyping up teddy as a beast, and I really hope he is. But I would argue Nouili was our most proven linemen coming back this year. Not having him is a big loss.

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

I’m going to guess our OLine sucks because zero of our “undersized but good project” guys that our staff thought they could give to Duval and turn into All-Americans are still here. The one that worked out left early when he stopped snapping the ball over everyone’s head.