Which PB member hasn’t had sex in the longest?

[HuskerGarrett]

Which of us has gone the longest without sexual relations? Whoever it is, I would like to start a daily segment where we check in on your progress and root for you.

 

[Jim14510]

We're not counting with oneself correct?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

We're not counting with oneself correct?

 

[HCFord1]

My wife gave birth on 8/6 so it’s been since 8/5 for me. I should have the green light in about a week and a half here.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

As I reported in CORNHOLE CONVERSATIONS I can confirm @Jim14510 plowed Gretchen Whitmer this week so he’s out of the running.

I can also confirm my personal drought is less than 24 hours.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’m guessing it’s whoever spent the most time in the Boobs and Beer thread yesterday. I’ll see if I have access to that data

 

[Jim14510]

As I reported in CORNHOLE CONVERSATIONS I can confirm @Jim14510 plowed Gretchen Whitmer this week so he’s out of the running.

I can also confirm my personal drought is less than 24 hours.

Yeah that was last Tuesday. I assumed this was going to come down to hours so figured being last Tuesday was going to be in the running. I also assumed @HCFord1 had at least one side piece. What do you guys do during shark week? Plow through?

 

[Black5hirt]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/d61bd74d76c8f67d33a7f004eadafc6d/tenor.gif?itemid=7793439

 

[Black5hirt]

How the fuck do we post a gif in this fuck

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Got u fam @Black5hirt

 

[Black5hirt]

Ok... how?

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Ok... how?

you have to post the direct link to the gif. In the link you posted, stop after the .gif.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

How the fuck do we post a gif in this fuck

I copy it by URL then click the add image icon then paste the url in that way

 

[Jim14510]

http://pics.maturator.com/gifs/world-of-tits/world-of-tits-40988.gif

Ok how about this one?

 

[Jim14510]

Got it

 

[Black5hirt]

I copy it by URL then click the add image icon then paste the url in that way

It kept saying it was too large. Nothing I hadn’t heard before.

 

[iruletheskool]

Not me
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[BIGSTICK67]

Got u fam @Black5hirt

I suspect her vagine is platinum.

 

[V-Doub]

I had sex with Bobby Carpenter’s ex-girlfriend in the back of Ted Ginn Jr‘s SUV, Rangrover LTD