What is the riskiest thing you ever did to get some pussy?

[Dble E]

 

[Pipe Line]

Fingered my wife maybe 5 ft from where my dad was sitting. Loved with my dad at the time. Me and the wife were fuck buddies. Jackpot about 15 minutes later

 

[Papa...Football]

Loved with my dad at the time.

I’m sure this is some auto correct goof, but wth?

 

[Tyneb23]

Coming from the titty master. I have a list of things.

 

[Cookiemonster]

1. Flew to Romania.

2. Let a girl ride me while driving on the interstate in my old truck.

3. Under a blanket 10 feet away in the family room while in highschool we were cuddling. It was dark. We were all watching a movie. No idea what I was thinking. It was the worst sex ever. No thrust action. Think the smallest stroke game ever. Still finished though.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

1. Flew to Romania.

2. Let a girl ride me while driving on the interstate in my old truck.

3. Under a blanket 10 feet away in the family room while in highschool we were cuddling. It was dark. We were all watching a movie. No idea what I was thinking. It was the worst sex ever. No thrust action. Think the smallest stroke game ever. Still finished though.

I knew you wouldn’t let us down ITT.

 

[Pipe Line]

I’m sure this is some auto correct goof, but wth?

Yep, lived

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Good to see we are in mid-offseason form already with this thread.

 

[doublewing]

Whoever wins the thread gets the Scott Frost Award.

Banging LP's ex-girlfriend was onside kick up 28-17 level of risky.

 

[Dble E]

Whoever wins the thread gets the Scott Frost Award.

Banging LP's ex-girlfriend was onside kick up 28-17 level of risky.

I mean yes...not getting out of the closet has been looked at like a cowardly move but being in the closet in the first place took some real balls.

 

[kyle23]

On the flip side, a girl walked over a mile on a well traveled pitch black highway at 2:30 in the morning to see me. Once I realized she was walking I went and picked her up.

When she told me "I'm coming over" I figured she would drive. Turns out drunk horny girls are just as desperate as guys.

 

[Cookiemonster]

I was trying to thing of any touring days stories that would qualify.

But those were more just sketchy situations as opposed to risky.