What is something admittedly weird you do that bugs your wife?

[Dble E]

Me?

I wear Aqua Velva from time to time.

Smells like an old man but feels great. Don't judge me...

 

[Cornicator]

She hates it when I ask her to act like her sister during sex.

 

[God is a Husker]

Im German, so basically 75% of my sexual requests give her shock and awe.

 

[LoudHogRider]

I’m pretty much OCD about a lotta stuff, so therefore annoying AF. I’m done apologizing about it.

 

[slattimer]

Every time my wife asks me what I want for my birthday or Xmas. I tell her a sex swing. She shakes her head and walks off.

 

[Tyneb23]

I free ball all the time.

 

[Kinish]

Every time my wife asks me what I want for my birthday or Xmas. I tell her a sex swing. She shakes her head and walks off.

Does she not realize its for you to be strapped into?

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

Nebraska football obviously

 

[slattimer]

Does she not realize its for you to be strapped into?

Don’t think that’s ever crossed her mind

 

[Eaton Beaver]

After touching myself I rub my fingers under her nose. She then chases me around the house while I'm laughing.

 

[DrinkItIn]

breathe

 

[22*43*51]

breathe

One of Mrs. Deuces favorite movie quotes.

 

[jaihawk]

Am I the only one that washes and details their vehicle before taking a family trip? The wife thinks I'm insane for doing this, as she says "It's just going to get dirty during the trip" but there's something nice about hitting the open road with a clean vehicle.

 

[Jim14510]

Am I the only one that washes and details their vehicle before taking a family trip? The wife thinks I'm insane for doing this, as she says "It's just going to get dirty during the trip" but there's something nice about hitting the open road with a clean vehicle.

I wouldn't say detail but definitely clean it up pretty well.

 

[Jim14510]

Every time my wife asks me what I want for my birthday or Xmas. I tell her a sex swing. She shakes her head and walks off.

I say "Let me put it in your butt". I get about the same reaction.

 

[Papa...Football]

I wake up every day

 

[Cavalot]

I don't master-bait leaving me horny 24/7. That and I leave empty ICE bottles laying around.