What chat program do you use at work?

[Baron Winnebago]

Oh and AOL chat

A/s/l?

 

[Alcaus]

I don't "chat" with any of my fucking co-workers

 

[Pipe Line]

Teams and Zoom

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Lots of people ITT work in corporate. Impressive.

Fuck that shit.......... self-employed > corporate


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[turek420845]

Webex

 

[ChocaEgg]

ICQ

 

[hothouse_corn]

The only thing worse than "Away" status after 10 minutes is being "Available" all day and then not replying for a few hours or days.

OP: Here's an option to trick your messaging app into thinking you are there for as long as you want:



Granted, you'll have to fucking be at your desk for a few more months before the device arrives, but you can program it yourself to make you as "there" as you want to be.

 

[HCFord1]

The only thing worse than "Away" status after 10 minutes is being "Available" all day and then not replying for a few hours or days.

OP: Here's an option to trick your messaging app into thinking you are there for as long as you want:



Granted, you'll have to fucking be at your desk for a few more months before the device arrives, but you can program it yourself to make you as "there" as you want to be.

I bought one of those that’s not programmable, but it’s nice for the random summer day when I’m not busy and can sneak out to play golf and just check my phone app in case someone messages me. It’s also nice for the 40 minute poop break.

 

[hothouse_corn]

It’s also nice for the 40 minute poop break.

At least 40 minutes if we're doing it correctly.

 

[Herbie]

Slack

But they want everyone to post emojis to everything senior management post and it’s exhausting to keep up with

 

[G0skrz]

Can never appear away if you're never go online

 

[HuskerDocCo]

pony express sumbitch

 

[Juro]

The only thing worse than "Away" status after 10 minutes is being "Available" all day and then not replying for a few hours or days.

OP: Here's an option to trick your messaging app into thinking you are there for as long as you want:



Granted, you'll have to fucking be at your desk for a few more months before the device arrives, but you can program it yourself to make you as "there" as you want to be.

There is one on Amazon for cheaper and gets wherever in two days. Moves your mouse just a bit to keep your status as active.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Slack

But they want everyone to post emojis to everything senior management post and it’s exhausting to keep up with

Do they have the “boner alert” emoji?

 

[Herbie]

Do they have the “boner alert” emoji?

Just looked. No boner.