lol. Read this as a ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’.
Twas the night before buyout mitigation and all through the mansion
Scott Frost was shit canned after mulling an expansion
His career hopes were hung on one simple plan
Go tank an interview and keep collecting cash from the man
An offensive genius he was once thought to be
But now he can't get a high school job for a fee
Despite that fact, Scott remains optimistic
Because all he has to do is go be narcissistic
He won't get the job and he already knows that
But he will keep getting paid with stacks that are fat
He's holly and jolly and gleeful as can be
Because every year buyout mitigation is under his tree