Weird thread: If you were to die, what type of funeral..

[Herbie]

Don’t care.

I just want a vertical burial. No coffin.

 

[11husker23]

 

[Tyneb23]

Creamate me and throw my ashes in Lewis and Clark lake in Yankton with my dogs ashes. Him and I can ride together for forever.

 

[11husker23]

 

[Ripping Lips]

I’m torn between a burial at sea and have my ashes spread off the coast of San Diego or have my ashes spread somewhere in Montana.

 

[Havoc34]

Everyone get a glass of punch as they walk into the church. Then when the ceremony starts the doors shut and lock, lights go out and dance music starts bumping. Strobe lights, lasers, fog machines. This is about the time everyone realizes the punch was spiked with LSD. Then my body comes down on wires, dancing to the music

 

[Jim14510]

Everyone get a glass of punch as they walk into the church. Then when the ceremony starts the doors shut and lock, lights go out and dance music starts bumping. Strobe lights, lasers, fog machines. This is about the time everyone realizes the punch was spiked with LSD. Then my body comes down on wires, dancing to the music

Can I be invited?

 

[Havoc34]

Can I be invited?

Of course, you’re all invited

 

[LoudHogRider]

Standing orders: Harvest what you can use (organs, eyes) and burn the rest.

I do have an allowance in my estate plan for a celebration of life Soirée. I also have my music picked out and burned to CD & USB flash drive.

• Joan Osborne - (What if God was) “One of Us”
• Leonard Cohen - “Hallelujah”
• Norman Greenbaum -“Spirit in the Sky”

Ashes to be scattered at the base of the Sangre de Christo mountains in CO.

I’m 64, and yes I’ve thought this through.