We are hiring a Football Analyst - job was posted yesterday, closes next Thursday

[Carm]

(This is not Phil Simpson's job - it was posted 2/5/24)

 

[HuskerChemist]

DH come on down

 

[Alcaus]

How does an analyst's "commitment to diversity and inclusion" manifest itself?

Do they scout more white DBs/RBs than average?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I'm applying

 

[Red Dog]

How does an analyst's "commitment to diversity and inclusion" manifest itself?

Do they scout more white DBs/RBs than average?

It means don’t be a racist fuck

 

[Juro]

@aztonick /NUFaninWisc

 

[Ext. 55]

It means don’t be a racist fuck

@Alcaus so the answer to your question must be yes?

 

[iruletheskool]

Hopefully the commitment to DEI shows up on the football field

 

[Alcaus]

@Alcaus so the answer to your question must be yes?

No idea

Just hope we don't end up with a bunch of white DBs and RBs because we're committed to inclusivity now ffs

 

[Huskerscoop]

Is this a Dana isn't coming or a we have to post this job opportunity in order to hire him?

 

[Carm]

Is this a Dana isn't coming or a we have to post this job opportunity in order to hire him?

The latter is certainly true. We likely know who we are hiring for the job but it has to be posted for a week. The timing fits the earlier DH rumors. On the other hand, if it is someone else, it likely means DH isn't coming I'd guess.

 

[Huskerscoop]

My hope he comes as an analyst and becomes OC in 2025 like what GA did with their OC position. They already had someone on staff to fill that roll.

 

[doublewing]

I'm applying

 

[cwessel76]

It means don’t be a racist fuck

This Shane Gillis bit on this topic is hilarious:

 

[HCFord1]

Good to know they won't discriminate against Dana even if he's pregnant.

 

[Ext. 55]

No idea

Just hope we don't end up with a bunch of white DBs and RBs because we're committed to inclusivity now ffs

Yeah, nobody needs that level of inclusivity

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Had no idea the athletic dept was so woke. Sad and pathetic. Thought Supreme Court ruled against this.

 

[Bootleg11]

Always thought being an analyst would be a fun job at a power 5 school. Basically encompasses my favorite things:
Watch a ton of film
Give analysis and opinion on film watched
Hang out in coaches' offices
Get to go to football games and watch from the press box

I realize there's more to it than that but that's all stuff I really enjoy.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Always thought being an analyst would be a fun job at a power 5 school. Basically encompasses my favorite things:
Watch a ton of film
Give analysis and opinion on film watched
Hang out in coaches' offices
Get to go to football games and watch from the press box

I realize there's more to it than that but that's all stuff I really enjoy.

those all-sound fun in addition to nicotine use and alcohol consumption at the same time.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

those all-sound fun in addition to nicotine use and alcohol consumption at the same time.

Abuse of Zyns