Turnover Punishment POLL

[lee_carvallo_12]

Way, way, too many TO's this season. Frankly, this and penalties were the two areas I thought Rhule would clean up in short order, but unfortunately our players' love and want for putting the football in harms way is stronger than anything the bawl coach has implemented to cure our TO pandemic.

Here are some ideas of punishments the HC could use to curtail the turnover trend and give our anemic offense a much needed edge.

• Running": A punishment that "consisted of 8-10 upperclassmen, dressed in masks, holding down a player, and dry humping the player in a dark locker room."
• "Shrek claps": When "upperclassmen on the team would run around" a player who made a mistake in practice "while clapping their hands above the head" of the teammate.
• "Carwash": A "tradition" that consisted of "players lining up, standing naked, and spinning around the entrance of the showers so that all freshman players were forced to rub up against the line of men to get to their showers."
• "Naked center-quarterback exchange": Another "tradition" that called for freshmen to execute a routine center-quarterback snap while both were naked.
• "Gatorade shake challenge": When freshmen were forced to drink as many Gatorade shakes as possible in 10 minutes, and if they refused they would be subjected to "running."

What sayeth ye?

 

[Jim14510]

Gatorade shake challenge followed by car wash for all players that didn't fumble. # of rounds based on how many turnovers there were.

Let nature take it's course on the fumblers/interceptors.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

For every ball you drop, you get one of yours cut off.

 

[Jim14510]

For every ball you drop, you get one of yours cut off.

 

[dsbigred1]

 

[Huskersballz]

Car wash but they have to be holding a football as they go through to practice ball security. Would definitely help for wet weather games.

 

[BradWesley]

Way, way, too many TO's this season. Frankly, this and penalties were the two areas I thought Rhule would clean up in short order, but unfortunately our players' love and want for putting the football in harms way is stronger than anything the bawl coach has implemented to cure our TO pandemic.

Here are some ideas of punishments the HC could use to curtail the turnover trend and give our anemic offense a much needed edge.

• Running": A punishment that "consisted of 8-10 upperclassmen, dressed in masks, holding down a player, and dry humping the player in a dark locker room."
• "Shrek claps": When "upperclassmen on the team would run around" a player who made a mistake in practice "while clapping their hands above the head" of the teammate.
• "Carwash": A "tradition" that consisted of "players lining up, standing naked, and spinning around the entrance of the showers so that all freshman players were forced to rub up against the line of men to get to their showers."
• "Naked center-quarterback exchange": Another "tradition" that called for freshmen to execute a routine center-quarterback snap while both were naked.
• "Gatorade shake challenge": When freshmen were forced to drink as many Gatorade shakes as possible in 10 minutes, and if they refused they would be subjected to "running."

What sayeth ye?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I believe the Old Testament suggests cutting off a hand or stoning

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Can you provide pictures of each punishment for those that don’t do buttstuff regularly

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I voted for Shrek claps before reading the description. I think it needs to include ogres in some fashion

 

[Sous Chef]

I believe the Old Testament suggests cutting off a hand or stoning

Doesn't a bull have to be sacrificed too?

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Way, way, too many TO's this season. Frankly, this and penalties were the two areas I thought Rhule would clean up in short order, but unfortunately our players' love and want for putting the football in harms way is stronger than anything the bawl coach has implemented to cure our TO pandemic.

Here are some ideas of punishments the HC could use to curtail the turnover trend and give our anemic offense a much needed edge.

• Running": A punishment that "consisted of 8-10 upperclassmen, dressed in masks, holding down a player, and dry humping the player in a dark locker room."
• "Shrek claps": When "upperclassmen on the team would run around" a player who made a mistake in practice "while clapping their hands above the head" of the teammate.
• "Carwash": A "tradition" that consisted of "players lining up, standing naked, and spinning around the entrance of the showers so that all freshman players were forced to rub up against the line of men to get to their showers."
• "Naked center-quarterback exchange": Another "tradition" that called for freshmen to execute a routine center-quarterback snap while both were naked.
• "Gatorade shake challenge": When freshmen were forced to drink as many Gatorade shakes as possible in 10 minutes, and if they refused they would be subjected to "running."

What sayeth ye?

Run stadium steps until they can’t suffer any longer

 

[Jim14510]

Run stadium steps until they can’t suffer any longer

 

[greybeardedchild]

Run stadium steps until they can’t suffer any longer

Don't forget we are in the esteemed B1G, gotta have some wierd sex thing involved somehow

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Doesn't a bull have to be sacrificed too?

You leave the guy who is fucking @Jim14510 's wife out of this bucko

 

[HughJanus]

I submit, for your consideration, my suggestion from the last game thread.

Some teams have the turnover chain. We need a cardboard cutout of a short bus for the offensive player who fucks up most recently.

 

[MtnHusker]

Sims, Haarberg & Grant would all be emotional wrecks after going through all of that for their excessive fumbles/interceptions.

 

[djw004]

We needed this Poll brother. Thank you.

 

[Mavsker]

 

[HughJanus]

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Would be unreal if we had a turnover chain made out of king size butterfinger candy bars

Absolutely brilliant.