TPB X thread

[Jim14510]

I wonder how the people that actually got a $1,400 stimulus check are gonna feel about this.


I know how those of us who got $0 after the Government fucked us for a year will feel.

Gtfo. That would go down in history as the dumbest govt payout ever. That's saying something.

 

[God is a Husker]

Gtfo. That would go down in history as the dumbest govt payout ever. That's saying something.

It’s almost like Biden wants the Dems to lose the house and senate

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[LoudHogRider]

Poor Ryan. He handcuffed her to his gamer chair and now he has to stand. Idjut.

 

[22*43*51]

I know how those of us who got $0 after the Government fucked us for a year will feel.

I also am unaware of the check you speak of.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[God is a Husker]

I also am unaware of the check you speak of.

I found it odd that no media pushed back on the Biden admin’s logic of:

“well you made over $150k MFJ so obviously you probably didn’t even know about 2020 cuz you were in your ivory tower swimming in a Scrooge McDuck pool of gold coins.”

and

“Here is a one time payment of $1,400 that will fix everything. Use it for your rent, insurance, groceries for the past 8 months and the leftover amount you should invest!” (in fact, multiple media outlets pushed this, like literally said $1,400 is enough money to pay for all your cost of living and then have leftovers to invest. Without of course mentioning it was already the recipient’s money from a future tax year.)





Nothing the Government loves more than creating a problem, saying they are fixing the problem for YOU, not actually fixing the problem and then the taxpayer ends up screwed and the government continues to spike the football and award itself medals as a hero.

 

[LoudHogRider]

I found it odd that no media pushed back on the Biden admin’s logic of:

“well you made over $150k MFJ so obviously you probably didn’t even know about 2020 cuz you were in your ivory tower swimming in a Scrooge McDuck pool of gold coins.”

and

“Here is a one time payment of $1,400 that will fix everything. Use it for your rent, insurance, groceries for the past 8 months and the leftover amount you should invest!” (in fact, multiple media outlets pushed this, like literally said $1,400 is enough money to pay for all your cost of living and then have leftovers to invest. Without of course mentioning it was already the recipient’s money from a future tax year.)





Nothing the Government loves more than creating a problem, saying they are fixing the problem for YOU, not actually fixing the problem and then the taxpayer ends up screwed and the government continues to spike the football and award itself medals as a hero.

Jesus Christ, man. Just run for Congress already. I'll re-locate to the 308 (sounds like a slogan, doesn't it?) just to vote for you. Put that attorney trained big brain to use for your fellow Nebraskans.

 

[22*43*51]

Jesus Christ, man. Just run for Congress already. I'll re-locate to the 308 (sounds like a slogan, doesn't it?) just to vote for you. Put that attorney trained big brain to use for your fellow Nebraskans.

I'll mail in vote from Cockeye.

Hundreds of times if necessary.

 

[God is a Husker]

Jesus Christ, man. Just run for Congress already. I'll re-locate to the 308 (sounds like a slogan, doesn't it?) just to vote for you. Put that attorney trained big brain to use for your fellow Nebraskans.

I'll mail in vote from Cockeyes.

Hundreds of times if necessary.

I'd rather kill myself than ever be a politician at any level.

 

[22*43*51]

I found a new team to follow. Fuck Cockeye.



Go Big TITS

 

[God is a Husker]

America 2021

30 year old millennials are now the “get off my lawn” old men

I’ve never been more proud of my generation.

PS: this quote made me spit take my coffee

 

[Eaton Beaver]

 

[God is a Husker]

“what are the parents like who raised a skirt wearing child Rapist?” —

 

[Eaton Beaver]

“what are the parents like who raised a skirt wearing child Rapist?” —

Huskerdoc's kid. Haha anal is fun!

 

[God is a Husker]

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Apparently the camera guy didn't read the warning sticker on the the camera that says "Objects are larger than they appear".

very under rated GIF

 

[Alum-Ni]

I found a new team to follow. Fuck Cockeyes.



Go Big TITS

We can all get behind TITS

 

[God is a Husker]

Last name = hilarious.

Education = CDL.

Experience = drove truck son.

Campaign funding: $153.00

Campaign strategy: America runs on Dunkin



I’d vote for him for POTUS tomorrow. 😍