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Well folks, we're 29 days away from the season starting and to commemorate this special and joyous occasion, I'm debuting a new platinum board exclusive feature: Scrote Stats.
Each day, we will reflect on one of dear leader's losses and I will share a fun fact that will lift everyone's spirits.
Reflection on Loss #29: Cockeye 28 Nebraska 21. November 26, 2021.
With 27 seconds left in the 3rd quarter, Caleb Shudak kicked off for the Cockeyes after making it a 21-9 game with the field goal. At that time, ESPN's win probability model estimated that Nebraska had a 94.6% chance of winning the game. Cockeye would go on to score 19 unanswered in the 4th quarter, including the now legendary touchdown that resulted from Corch Scrote's attention to detail that we know and love with not recognizing they were blocking a punt the wrong direction letting Joe Evans walk past the protection unit for the easiest block of his, and possibly anyone's, life.
Scrote Stat #29: Suppose CEO Scrote proves to be much better at winning ball games than HC Scrote for... reasons. Our beloved Big Red rattle off 15 straight wins en route to a national title and half this board cums to death.
But did you know, with a 15-0 season, Coach Scrote will pass Old Man Mike Riley in win percentage, .508 to .500? But did you also know, that with a 15-0 national championship season, Coach Scrote will still trail Bill Callahan .508 to .551?
Each day, we will reflect on one of dear leader's losses and I will share a fun fact that will lift everyone's spirits.
Reflection on Loss #29: Cockeye 28 Nebraska 21. November 26, 2021.
With 27 seconds left in the 3rd quarter, Caleb Shudak kicked off for the Cockeyes after making it a 21-9 game with the field goal. At that time, ESPN's win probability model estimated that Nebraska had a 94.6% chance of winning the game. Cockeye would go on to score 19 unanswered in the 4th quarter, including the now legendary touchdown that resulted from Corch Scrote's attention to detail that we know and love with not recognizing they were blocking a punt the wrong direction letting Joe Evans walk past the protection unit for the easiest block of his, and possibly anyone's, life.
Scrote Stat #29: Suppose CEO Scrote proves to be much better at winning ball games than HC Scrote for... reasons. Our beloved Big Red rattle off 15 straight wins en route to a national title and half this board cums to death.
But did you know, with a 15-0 season, Coach Scrote will pass Old Man Mike Riley in win percentage, .508 to .500? But did you also know, that with a 15-0 national championship season, Coach Scrote will still trail Bill Callahan .508 to .551?
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