Tips for calming your woman down

[Jim14510]

I've found doing impressions of old WWF wrestlers or radio personalities that she has never heard of works great for my mood at least.

Ex: Macho Man, Ric Flair, Jim Rome, Limbaugh

She has particular disdain when I start doing Trump impressions because she sees it coming when I start holding my hands out awkward like Trump does.
"...you're wrong. Wow. I've never heard anybody be so wrong before. Disgusting"

Puts me in Zen mode when she is in war mode.

Definitely going with the Trump impersonation next go round.

 

[God is a Husker]

Definitely going with the Trump impersonation next go round.

 

[God is a Husker]

GOAT at the Macho Man impression tho

 

[Baron Winnebago]

GOAT at the Macho Man impression tho

Soder's Macho Man is the goat of all impressions.

 

[God is a Husker]

Soder's Macho Man is the goat of all impressions.

Yesterday (or the day before? Idk I was drunk) I posted in the Twitter thread Soder doing Macho Man talking about his baseball days because there was a tweet about his baseball era after getting drafted by the Cardinals.