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The world we live in

huskermack

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I’m getting older. I’ll admit that.
I’m going to be 49 in a couple of months.

The world is definitely passing me by.
And this isn’t easy.

I just watched a commercial for butt crack deodorant. Yes. Butt crack deodorant.

Apparently, my ass smells like a 5 out of 10 twelve hours after showering.
If I had used butt crack deodorant, I’d be at a 0 out of 10.

Who knew?
 
Fuck yeah double post.
Let me help you with some perspective….

Probably been a few years since you’ve wiped a kid’s ass or looked at your own after you’ve wiped it.

I find it mind boggling that my 4 yr old can shit and within seconds of being done and when I wipe his ass that there is already shit dried tight to his butt. Tight enough that I have to put in effort to get it clean and not without wet wipes.

Now just think of your ass being 8 times the size and all the hair….5 out of 10 might be doing you justice.
 
Let me help you with some perspective….

Probably been a few years since you’ve wiped a kid’s ass or looked at your own after you’ve wiped it.

I find it mind boggling that my 4 yr old can shit and within seconds of being done and when I wipe his ass that there is already shit dried tight to his butt. Tight enough that I have to put in effort to get it clean and not without wet wipes.

Now just think of your ass being 8 times the size and all the hair….5 out of 10 might be doing you justice.
I really do have a hairy ass.
That's something I'll have to think about a little more.
 
Let me help you with some perspective….

Probably been a few years since you’ve wiped a kid’s ass or looked at your own after you’ve wiped it.

I find it mind boggling that my 4 yr old can shit and within seconds of being done and when I wipe his ass that there is already shit dried tight to his butt. Tight enough that I have to put in effort to get it clean and not without wet wipes.

Now just think of your ass being 8 times the size and all the hair….5 out of 10 might be doing you justice.
real good insight you silly sumbitch.
I love you
 
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