The simulation

[Interloper]

The Simulation™ is not built around logic or reason. The primary intention is always to hurt Nebraska fans as much as possible. Everything is constructed around that.

 

[Ironwardog]

I think a buddy of mine may have cracked the code to the simulation and how it started…..
Someone HAD to have used a monkey paw to get Tom Osborne his last national championship resulting in the last 15-20 years of absolute misery…..
We were watching the FSU NC state game last night and after the way it ended for FSU with the two punts and dropped INT, someone used a monkey paw to get their win over Alabama and the rest of this season happened for them…

 

[BradWesley]

Ok he goes to Cockeye and wins a natty

Or maybe even a Jim Jones-type situation

 

[HARDROCKER69]

I assessed long ago the only way back to prime reality was through Cornhusker football glory. I feel inside of me the truth of existence when we are on top of the college football world. I am trying to learn the ways of manifestation as we speak.

 

[HuskerHusaria]

I believe that Tom sold his soul after the 1992 Orange Bowl. In exchange, we got 3 Nattys and The Greatest CFB Team of all time.

He has lived to see a lot of pain since he left.

In order to right the ship, we must sacrifice Lil' Red.

 

[Herbie]

I believe that Tom sold his soul after the 1992 Orange Bowl. In exchange, we got 3 Nattys and The Greatest CFB Team of all time.

He has lived to see a lot of pain since he left.

In order to right the ship, we must sacrifice Lil' Red.

Can we sacrifice tom instead?
He doesn’t have much time left anyways.
And a living sacrifice has to be worth more

 

[BradWesley]

In order to right the ship, we must sacrifice Lil' Red.

The sacrifice must be done at the beginning of a big game. Frank Solich must use a trident to pop Lil’ Red at midfield. It really is the only way.

 

[HuskerHusaria]

Can we sacrifice tom instead?
He doesn’t have much time left anyways.
And a living sacrifice has to be worth more

Can we sacrifice Scott Frost instead?

 

[HuskerHusaria]

The sacrifice must be done at the beginning of a big game. Frank Solich must use a trident to pop Lil’ Red at midfield. It really is the only way.

He know da wae

 

[Herbie]

Can we sacrifice Scott Frost instead?

We can’t kill the antichrist.

 

[Ext. 55]

Ok he goes to Cockeye and wins a natty

 

[Ext. 55]

Can we sacrifice tom instead?
He doesn’t have much time left anyways.
And a living sacrifice has to be worth more

 

[Jim14510]

I like this simulation a lot more. It’s really all about who’s in charge of the simulation. Obviously it’s been an Alabama fan who hates Nebraska for the last 15-20 years, but it’s also pretty clear there’s been a changing of the guard in the last 2-3 years. I’m not exactly sure who’s in charge now, that hasn’t become clear to me at this point. But I’m pretty convinced we have new leadership at the controls.

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