The simulation

[Herbie]

Is real

 

[HuskerGarrett]

@Poor_and_Stupid

 

[Ironwardog]

 

[HuskerHusaria]

Ghey.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

@Poor_and_Stupid

It’s the only real explanation.

 

[djw004]

It’s the only real explanation.

What do you, oh wise Sim knower, believe The SimulationTM is up to with Lateef? What are the options for maximum pain?

 

[Herbie]

What do you, oh wise Sim knower, believe The SimulationTM is up to with Lateef? What are the options for maximum pain?

Probably plays great, transfer and then we are stuck with Dylan

 

[stonesak]

We're winning one possession games regularly now. The simulation is breaking down. Nice knowing you all.

 

[Ironwardog]

We're winning one possession games regularly now. The simulation is breaking down. Nice knowing you all.

Do you not know how the simulation works? It’s constantly evolving, finding new ways to always get our hopes up then ultimately create new, worse pain than we thought we had experienced before. It’s like the Matrix or something.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

What do you, oh wise Sim knower, believe The SimulationTM is up to with Lateef? What are the options for maximum pain?

Probably plays great, transfer and then we are stuck with Dylan

Yup, as a rule he will transfer to a future opponent, and he will beat us. He will probably go to Wisconsin, and save #2ndChoice’s career.

Edit: Then for the cherry on top Dylan will have a season ending injury in the first few games. We go on to go 4-8.

 

[NorthWillRiseAgain]

Yup, as a rule he will transfer to a future opponent, and he will beat us. He will probably go to Wisconsin, and save #2ndChoice’s career.

Edit: Then for the cherry on top Dylan will have a season ending injury in the first few games. We go on to go 4-8.

 

[V-Doub]

Yup, as a rule he will transfer to a future opponent, and he will beat us. He will probably go to Wisconsin, and save #2ndChoice’s career.

Edit: Then for the cherry on top Dylan will have a season ending injury in the first few games. We go on to go 4-8.

lol 🤣 Wisconsin can’t afford Lateef if he plays well enough for other schools to want him. And if after this season Wisconsin is the only major program that wants Lateef it will be clear to everyone he (Lateef) isn’t good enough to save Fluke’s job. Probably not good enough to save Fluke’s job even if he’s is legit tbh.

Now, I know much of this banter is in jest and also disgust with our past ineptitude. But if TJ blows up and becomes a thing on the portal market, he won’t be going to Wisconsin. Not to mention any good player with a brain will stay as far away from that mess as possible.

 

[djw004]

Yup, as a rule he will transfer to a future opponent, and he will beat us. He will probably go to Wisconsin, and save #2ndChoice’s career.

Edit: Then for the cherry on top Dylan will have a season ending injury in the first few games. We go on to go 4-8.

 

[djw004]

Yup, as a rule he will transfer to a future opponent, and he will beat us. He will probably go to Wisconsin, and save #2ndChoice’s career.

Edit: Then for the cherry on top Dylan will have a season ending injury in the first few games. We go on to go 4-8.

If God loved us, TJ will realize that after next year there’s a possibility of Dylan going in to be Mahomes’ backup and sitting one year (hopefully able to red shirt) will give him his 2 year starting window to get to his 25+ starts the nfl likes to see.

Then after two playoff appearances under TJ, Trae takes over and wins the natty for us.

 

[V-Doub]

If God loved us, TJ will realize that after next year there’s a possibility of Dylan going in to be Mahomes’ backup and sitting one year (hopefully able to red shirt) will give him his 2 year starting window to get to his 25+ starts the nfl likes to see.

Then after two playoff appearances under TJ, Trae takes over and wins the natty for us.

I like this simulation a lot more. It’s really all about who’s in charge of the simulation. Obviously it’s been an Alabama fan who hates Nebraska for the last 15-20 years, but it’s also pretty clear there’s been a changing of the guard in the last 2-3 years. I’m not exactly sure who’s in charge now, that hasn’t become clear to me at this point. But I’m pretty convinced we have new leadership at the controls.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

lol 🤣 Wisconsin can’t afford Lateef if he plays well enough for other schools to want him. And if after this season Wisconsin is the only major program that wants Lateef it will be clear to everyone he (Lateef) isn’t good enough to save Fluke’s job. Probably not good enough to save Fluke’s job even if he’s is legit tbh.

Now, I know much of this banter is in jest and also disgust with our past ineptitude. But if TJ blows up and becomes a thing on the portal market, he won’t be going to Wisconsin. Not to mention any good player with a brain will stay as far away from that mess as possible.

The Simulation™ is not built around logic or reason. The primary intention is always to hurt Nebraska fans as much as possible. Everything is constructed around that.

I'm hoping we can pony up and keep them both. I don't think Lateef would have came here knowing he was behind Dylan just to bail after one year. Most of my stuff is just for laughs.

 

[Herbie]

lol 🤣 Wisconsin can’t afford Lateef if he plays well enough for other schools to want him. And if after this season Wisconsin is the only major program that wants Lateef it will be clear to everyone he (Lateef) isn’t good enough to save Fluke’s job. Probably not good enough to save Fluke’s job even if he’s is legit tbh.

Now, I know much of this banter is in jest and also disgust with our past ineptitude. But if TJ blows up and becomes a thing on the portal market, he won’t be going to Wisconsin. Not to mention any good player with a brain will stay as far away from that mess as possible.

Ok he goes to Cockeye and wins a natty

 

[Herbie]

If God loved us, TJ will realize that after next year there’s a possibility of Dylan going in to be Mahomes’ backup and sitting one year (hopefully able to red shirt) will give him his 2 year starting window to get to his 25+ starts the nfl likes to see.

Then after two playoff appearances under TJ, Trae takes over and wins the natty for us.

Dylan isn’t getting drafted after next season.

 

[V-Doub]

Ok he goes to Cockeye and wins a natty

 

[Flabio]