The Police just evacuated my apartment building

[Sous Chef]

Now that's an update!

I tell you the whole story of my previous neighbors is ridiculous. Amazing how once the ex cop who was the one paying the rent stopped paying the rent and left the area the cops were suddenly interested in fucking them up. It took less than two months before they were all arrested. Drugs, armed robbery in another county and other nefarious shit. One of the women who lived there was found dead in a ditch between Columbus and Norfolk. Crazy how that never really made the news.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I tell you the whole story of my previous neighbors is ridiculous. Amazing how once the ex cop who was the one paying the rent stopped paying the rent and left the area the cops were suddenly interested in fucking them up. It took less than two months before they were all arrested. Drugs, armed robbery in another county and other nefarious shit. One of the women who lived there was found dead in a ditch between Columbus and Norfolk. Crazy how that never really made the news.

 

[Kaladin]

I tell you the whole story of my previous neighbors is ridiculous. Amazing how once the ex cop who was the one paying the rent stopped paying the rent and left the area the cops were suddenly interested in fucking them up. It took less than two months before they were all arrested. Drugs, armed robbery in another county and other nefarious shit. One of the women who lived there was found dead in a ditch between Columbus and Norfolk. Crazy how that never really made the news.

with them out of the picture you can take over and become the drug kingpin of your apartment building

 

[Kaladin]

with them out of the picture you can take over and become the drug kingpin of your apartment building

start dressing and acting like Thomas Shelby

 

[Kaladin]

@Sous Chef you need to watch as many gangster shows as you can right now

 

[djw004]

I wouldn't call Columbus NE a city.....

Here's my obligatory "Fuck Columbus" post.

Fuck Columbus.

 

[Driveway Jordan]

Speaking of Chicago, here's last weekend Stats
BOLD is @died
Adding to the Country's "Mass Shooting" (3 or more) stats too on Fri and Sat

Final Demonized Tally: 3 killed, 47 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 2 killed, 24 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 3 killed, 30 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 14 killed, 41 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 7 killed, 34 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 3 killed, 13 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 34 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 36 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 40 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 2 killed, 47 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 7 killed, 24 wounded
Average tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded


Friday 5/17
4:35p 3800 W 85th, Ashburn, M/54
7:25p 5500 W Quincy, Austin, M/14
7:25p 5500 W Quincy, Austin, F/15
7:25p 5500 W Quincy, Austin, M/18
8:15p 5700 S Aberdeen, Englewood, M/42
8:30p 5300 W North, Austin, M/25
9:25p 4300 W 26th, Little Village, M/?
11:00p 800 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/30

Saturday 5/18
12:30a 3200 W Irving Park, Irving Park, M/42
1:15a 8000 S Stewart, Chatham, M/35
2:45a 2500 W 47th, Brighton Park, M/54
9:20p 6800 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, F/9
10:00p 700 S Albany, Garfield Park, M/21
10:00p 700 S Albany, Garfield Park, M/23
10:00p 700 S Albany, Garfield Park, M/27
10:00p 700 S Albany, Garfield Park, M/33
10:00p 700 S Albany, Garfield Park, M/38
10:00p 700 S Albany, Garfield Park, M/39
10:10p 2300 S Ridgeway, Little Village, M/36
10:15p 8700 S Burley, South Chicago, M/12
10:30p 700 N Troy, Garfield Park, F/53
11:00p 3700 W 56th, West Elsdon, M/18
11:00p 3700 W 56th, West Elsdon, M/19
11:00p 3700 W 56th, West Elsdon, M/23
11:15p 3500 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/28
11:35p 500 N Leamington, Austin, M/44
11:35p 500 N Leamington, Austin, M/50
11:35p 500 N Leamington, Austin, F/27
11:45p 1600 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/23

Sunday 5/19
12:25a 2200 S Sacramento, Little Village, M/25
12:40a 2900 S Fort Dearborn, Near S. Side, F/28
12:40a 2900 S Fort Dearborn, Near S. Side, M/31
1:10a 6000 S Normal, Englewood, M/22
1:25a 6000 S Albany, Chicago Lawn, M/23
1:25a 6000 S Albany, Chicago Lawn, M/34
2:55a 200 N Carpenter, Near West Side, M/31
4:25a 7000 S Indianus, Grand Crossing, M/35
6:30a 1600 E 79th, South Shore, M/31
12:15p 300 E 60th, Washington Park, F/26
2:15p 4700 W Polk, Austin, M/29
3:00p 3800 W Lawrence, Albany Park, M/15
6:00p Michigan Ave Cultural Enrichment
6:45p 8500 S King, Chatham, F/23
6:45p 8500 S King, Chatham, M/23
7:20p 3200 W 71st, Chicago Lawn, M/32
7:40p 2 S Lotus, Austin, M/23
7:40p 2 S Lotus, Austin, M/28
8:30p 4500 N Simonds, Uptown, M/38
11:30p Dan Ryan @ Cermak, Lower W. Side, M/?

Don’t Demonize Monday
12:40a 2300 S Washtenaw, Little Village, M/25
3:35a 2600 W Congress, Garfield Park, M/28

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Are you sure this isnt Gaza?

 

[Sous Chef]

@Sous Chef you need to watch as many gangster shows as you can right now

I watched my neighbors for long enough

 

[Kaladin]

I watched my neighbors for long enough

but they went to jail and got killed

if you're gonna be a drug kingpin/gangster you need to NOT do what they did. instead you need to be like Thomas Shelby

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Speaking of neighbors, how's that guy who bought Warren Buffett's old house doing @HCFord1 ?

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Are you sure this isnt Gaza?

Same but Different

 

[HCFord1]

Speaking of neighbors, how's that guy who bought Warren Buffett's old house doing @HCFord1 ?

No idea but at least the lawn is getting mowed

 

[Baron Winnebago]

No idea but at least the lawn is getting mowed

You my friend have completed your metamorphosis into a dad/home owner.

You don't do this having a kid or buying a house, you do this commenting on your neighbors lawn

 

[Havoc34]

Disappointed. I thought the thread title said "Ejaculated"

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Disappointed. I thought the thread title said "Ejaculated"

I mean... It could?