The Lane Train Living His Best Life

[vailhusker]

 

[Huskersballz]

Surprised he can’t pull better than that

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Nice tits bitch.

 

[vailhusker]

Surprised he can’t pull better than that

When The Lane Train comes to Nebraska those Gate 25 bitches won't know what hit em.

 

[BushAK]

If she thinks that’s a nice fish wait until Lane is pulling in the monster flatheads at branched oak!

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Surprised he can’t pull better than that

Lol at thinking FNHCLKAKAJF is only plowing one gal at a time

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Jeez Lane.

 

[TraditionCoalition]

Lane Train will make light work of Branched Oak and Pawnee.

Time to get Ashland flooded!

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Ext. 55]

Translation

Josh Wright: My life blows. Lane Kiffin pulls ass I never will. I bet they have sex…lot’s of it. Damn…and I bet his babies would be cuter than mine. *sigh* My life is shit.

 

[Driveway Jordan]

Surprised he can’t pull better than that

I bet she cleans up well...

 

[Cash68847]

Lane would have too much fun trolling Husker fans and and they media if he came here.

 

[TraditionCoalition]

Lane would have too much fun trolling Husker fans and and they media if he came here.

It would be simply wonderful.

 

[God is a Husker]

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE DAWSON COUNTY MAFIA
​

DAWSON COUNTY,
a Nebraska municipality,
Plaintiff

vs.

Lane Kiffin a/k/a "Joey Freshwater"
Dawson County Mafia member,
Defendant.

NUNC PRO TUNC
JOURNAL ENTRY​

NOW on the date shown on the attached electronic signature page, the court hears the above captioned matter. Dawson County appears by and through @hothouse_corn , Dawson County Mafia Attorney. Lane Kiffin appears not. There are no other appearances.

The Court finds the September 28, 2013 removal of Defendant from the Dawson County Mafia was a clerical error. Therefore the Defendant is restored full Dawson County Mafia membership with full rights and privileges therein. The Nebraska Office of Vital Records is ordered to return title on said membership to Defendant.

IT IS SO ORDERED.



Approved:

\Hothouse Corn\
@hothouse_corn #12345
Dawson County Mafia County Atorney
P.O. Box 6969
Gothenburg, NE 69138
Phone: (308) 123-4567
Email: fuckoffOmaha@gmail.com

 

[LoudHogRider]

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE DAWSON COUNTY MAFIA
​

DAWSON COUNTY,
a Nebraska municipality,
Plaintiff

vs.

Lane Kiffin a/k/a "Joey Freshwater"
Dawson County Mafia member,
Defendant.

NUNC PRO TUNC
JOURNAL ENTRY​

NOW on the date shown on the attached electronic signature page, the court hears the above captioned matter. Dawson County appears by and through @hothouse_corn , Dawson County Mafia Attorney. Lane Kiffin appears not. There are no other appearances.

The Court finds the September 28, 2013 removal of Defendant from the Dawson County Mafia was a clerical error. Therefore the Defendant is restored full Dawson County Mafia membership with full rights and privileges therein. The Nebraska Office of Vital Records is ordered to return title on said membership to Defendant.

IT IS SO ORDERED.



Approved:

\Hothouse Corn\
@hothouse_corn #12345
Dawson County Mafia County Atorney
P.O. Box 6969
Gothenburg, NE 69138
Phone: (308) 123-4567
Email: fuckoffOmaha@gmail.com

Email sent.

 

[Cash68847]

It would be simply wonderful.

The best is listening to Lane when the guys at the Dan Le Batard show interview him. He doesn’t hold back. Hell the one show he was letting them know what he thinks of various coaches. It was pretty funny.

 

[TraditionCoalition]

The best is listening to Lane when the guys at the Dan Le Batard show interview him. He doesn’t hold back. Hell the one show he was letting them know what he thinks of various coaches. It was pretty funny.

Lane Train would inspire the masses here and if he sprinkles in some Lexington, NE ranching stories even better. If Scott flames out... which he's on his way there... Lane would be the perfect choice to come in.

 

[God is a Husker]

I hope people appreciate I spent like 15 mins. writing and formatting my post.


"What are you doing on your laptop?" -- wife wondering whats up cuz I almost exclusively use my phone for everything



"QUIET WOMAN! I am trying to make my imaginary friends laugh" -- me

 

[TraditionCoalition]

I hope people appreciate I spent like 15 mins. writing and formatting my post.


"What are you doing on your laptop?" -- wife wondering whats up cuz I almost exclusively use my phone for everything



"QUIET WOMAN! I am trying to make my imaginary friends laugh" -- me

Every. Damn. Day.

 

[Ext. 55]

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE DAWSON COUNTY MAFIA
​

DAWSON COUNTY,
a Nebraska municipality,
Plaintiff

vs.

Lane Kiffin a/k/a "Joey Freshwater"
Dawson County Mafia member,
Defendant.

NUNC PRO TUNC
JOURNAL ENTRY​

NOW on the date shown on the attached electronic signature page, the court hears the above captioned matter. Dawson County appears by and through @hothouse_corn , Dawson County Mafia Attorney. Lane Kiffin appears not. There are no other appearances.

The Court finds the September 28, 2013 removal of Defendant from the Dawson County Mafia was a clerical error. Therefore the Defendant is restored full Dawson County Mafia membership with full rights and privileges therein. The Nebraska Office of Vital Records is ordered to return title on said membership to Defendant.

IT IS SO ORDERED.



Approved:

\Hothouse Corn\
@hothouse_corn #12345
Dawson County Mafia County Atorney
P.O. Box 6969
Gothenburg, NE 69138
Phone: (308) 123-4567
Email: fuckoffOmaha@gmail.com

Very underrated effort right here!

Although you misspelled 'Attorney' at the bottom. Beth Reed will lose is freaking mind.