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[slattimer]

Nastiest chick thread got me thinking....everyone has that one friend or relative that is an absolute nut job/life of the party that pulls of some crazy shit...or maybe you were that guy that has some of the craziest/funniest ass stories out there.

For me, it's my cousin.

A little precursor about him. He got into some trouble right out of high school, he's in his mid 40s now, I'm 37, but we went to college at the same time because he got caught growing the devil's lettuce within 1000 feet of a school right out of high school....So most of his shenanigans took place in the late 90s until the late 2000s.

But, I'm convinced he should write a book about his life and all of the crazy shenanigan's he's pulled and/or done over the years.

My favorite story from him was when he worked on a road construction crew and he was one of the dude's driving the pilot cars and holding the stop/slow signs. So my cousin was a bit of a heavy drinker, and one night he got bombed, and had to work at 7:00 in the morning, and basically drank until 6:00 or 6:30 in the am, and headed off to work. He gets there and hops right in the pilot car and drives off with a line of cars to follow. Well he passes out and drives into the ditch, and the bumping and jolting around from the car rouses him from his passed out stupor. He said as he jerked the car back on the road, he noticed in his rear view mirror, all of the cars were fucking following him. LOL How he never got fired still baffles me as he said they would also race through the construction zone trying to lose cars, going 80-90.

 

[Kaladin]

Not a friend of mine but I worked with a UNL wrestler one summer. The first day of working together we went to lunch at Qdoba. I had barely sat down and he goes into this long winded story about how him and a bunch of wrestlers gangbanged this married Lincoln mom. He went into graphic detail while we sat in the middle of the restaurant surrounded by people.

He acted like he was on cocaine at all times.

He got kicked off the wrestling team because him and another wrestler did some nude photoshoots for a gay porn site.

Craziest person I've ever met and I only knew him for a few months.

 

[turek420845]

A group of us used to get really high and go take stuff from people's lawns. We would either keep them or move them to other lawns. When we lived in the Ruskin apartment complex, we would wait for deliver drivers to go inside the building, then we would steal their delivery signs from the top of their cars. This was in the early 2000s.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Not a friend of mine but I worked with a UNL wrestler one summer. The first day of working together we went to lunch at Qdoba. I had barely sat down and he goes into this long winded story about how him and a bunch of wrestlers gangbanged this married Lincoln mom. He went into graphic detail while we sat in the middle of the restaurant surrounded by people.

He acted like he was on cocaine at all times.

He got kicked off the wrestling team because him and another wrestler did some nude photoshoots for a gay porn site.

Craziest person I've ever met and I only knew him for a few months.

I used to bring up that gay porn neb wrestler photo shoot all the time with Hank. He didn't handle it all that well.

 

[Kaladin]

I used to bring up that gay porn neb wrestler photo shoot all the time with Hank. He didn't handle it all that well.

Who is Hank?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Who is Hank?

Husker Hank on RRS. Relentless defender of all things Husker Wrestling.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Who is Hank?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

@jw3 - Do you still have the Hank story saved or accessible in RRS search where he walked into the sports bar in Norfolk in the middle of the NCAA bball tourney an demanded they put wrestling on one of the TVs? When some basketball fan asked them to change it back to basketball Hank threatened his life.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

He got kicked off the wrestling team because him and another wrestler did some nude photoshoots for a gay porn site.

Too bad NIL wasn’t a thing a little sooner.

 

[Kaladin]

Too bad NIL wasn’t a thing a little sooner.

Pry not many porn sites offering NIL deals right now

Golden opportunity for tPB

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Pry not many porn sites offering NIL deals right now

Golden opportunity for tPB

there's several DONU female athletes i wouldn't mind seeing dip their @Toe in the biz.

 

[MtnHusker]

Nastiest chick thread got me thinking....everyone has that one friend or relative that is an absolute nut job/life of the party that pulls of some crazy shit...or maybe you were that guy that has some of the craziest/funniest ass stories out there.

For me, it's my cousin.

A little precursor about him. He got into some trouble right out of high school, he's in his mid 40s now, I'm 37, but we went to college at the same time because he got caught growing the devil's lettuce within 1000 feet of a school right out of high school....So most of his shenanigans took place in the late 90s until the late 2000s.

But, I'm convinced he should write a book about his life and all of the crazy shenanigan's he's pulled and/or done over the years.

My favorite story from him was when he worked on a road construction crew and he was one of the dude's driving the pilot cars and holding the stop/slow signs. So my cousin was a bit of a heavy drinker, and one night he got bombed, and had to work at 7:00 in the morning, and basically drank until 6:00 or 6:30 in the am, and headed off to work. He gets there and hops right in the pilot car and drives off with a line of cars to follow. Well he passes out and drives into the ditch, and the bumping and jolting around from the car rouses him from his passed out stupor. He said as he jerked the car back on the road, he noticed in his rear view mirror, all of the cars were fucking following him. LOL How he never got fired still baffles me as he said they would also race through the construction zone trying to lose cars, going 80-90.

Wow, not even sure where to start. Between me and my friends we have had our fair share of DumbFuckery.

Here's a quick one before I run into a meeting. My first 2 years of college I helped manage the Food Stands at Peony Park. That was a serious party. Lots of stories from that. One of my favorites was we would have late night pool parties after we closed the park. The security guy didn't show up until around midnight. So we'd have a bunch of people in the pool area partying until we saw the headlights of his Camaro entering the parking lot. Basically he did one lap around the park and then took a nap in the ticket booth the rest of the night. Lazy fuck. So on his walks he had a flashlight so easy to see where he was. We'd hide in the pool until he walked by and then continue partying.

Sometimes we would sneak in there late night for pool parties while he was asleep. I was always a bit of a childish hellian, honestly hasn't really stopped either. So I always had fireworks in my car. I'd light off Whistling Bottle Rockets with Report under the Ticket Booth door while he was sleeping. Send about a dozen of those noisy suckers bouncing around in that little booth. Can't even imagine what would go through his mind when that happened. Luckily that was before they had security cameras.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

@#HBD and I worked at Kearney CC in college. Me for only 1 year, but him for 3-4. It was just a nonstop fuck-off fest.

A couple...

1. We were told to take down and old pump shed on the back nine that was an eyesore. We took almost every piece of equipment we could fit in the utility cart (an old 70's cushman 3-wheeler) including a sledge, ax, shovels and chainsaw (which was one of the super's prized tools). We fuck around and get this shed knocked down without much effort, but when we went to leave we backed over the chainsaw with the cushman and broke the case. we look at each other and decide that we're fucked if we turn it back in to the mechanic who hated our guts, HBD's worse than mine. So option 1 was to dig a hole and bury the chainsaw. Option 2, which we selected, was to go to lake kearney on the back side of old hole 5 tee and sink that sucker to the bottom. We spent the rest of the summer coming up with different stories to explain to the super where the chainsaw went from "your dad came by and borrowed it," to "i think ol' man Poorman has it." A friend's brother worked there many years later said they found the damn chainsaw when they lowered the lake water level to dredge it.

2. There was an on-course restroom left of old hole 6. The female members of the club would always bitch about how dirty it was and how bad it smelled, so we got the idea to take off the floor drain cover in the women's room and my buddy and coworker crapped down the floor drain. We then screwed the drain cover back on. Come August you could smell that restroom's stench at any corner of the course depending on the wind direction.

3. Same bathroom, a year or so earlier, they all thought is was hysterical to pee on the women's toilet seat. A sick fuck friend of mine (HBD and i were in his wedding later) decided to up the ante and cum on the toilet seat when a group of ladies (one milfish gal in particular) were a hole or two away.

4. KCC had a gopher problem that we were tasked to deal with. We knew the trick about turning over an empty jug of water on the and the gopher would swim up into the jug to avoid drowning. We thought maybe a more entertaining option was to dump water down the hole and at the same time rev a gas weed eater up to about 10,000RPM directly above the hole, so the gophers would run directly into it. Not a great plan.

Probably 20 other stories right at that same level that I could share, and i was only there for one year!

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I used to bring up that gay porn neb wrestler photo shoot all the time with Hank. He didn't handle it all that well.

We've all worked jobs we're not proud of

 

[God is a Husker]

Who is Hank?

@bobfather ATTACK

 

[dsbigred1]

The craziest guy I grew up with is now a cop, and his dad was a cop. Only recently has he started to settle down a bit.
We used to get out of control at the strip clubs and basically anywhere.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

We've all worked jobs we're not proud of

 

[kenyanfeline]

I knew a bull rider in college. A real western Nebraska hick. Played football. One of the best white athletes I’ve seen in my life. He was such a high level of crazy/badass that nobody fucked with him and even coaches/professors never put any consequences on him.

Anyways, we skipped school (and he skipped practice) to go out at his ranch in Far Western Nebraska to get drunk and brand cattle on a Friday the day before a game. A rowdy calf took out his horses front leg and he ended up falling forward into a gate, got his arm stuck, and somehow in the commotion he busted both bones in his arm lower arm. Like 90 degree angle broke.

Being the tough cowboy he was, he said he wasn’t going to the doctor, so instead, he polished off over 1/2 a 1.75 of Canadian Springs and set the arm himself. Wrapped it in some padding and called it good.

Decided to go to the bar since we were already drunk. He ends up getting in a bar fight that spills out of the bar and right into Main Street. I never saw him lose a fight besides this one (had a broken arm), but he hung in their tough and ended up getting his nose broke.

We stay out to close the bar, then drive back to campus in the middle of the night (morning).

And the crazy sonofabitch plays, starts at OLB, and has like 9 tackles, all with a hangover, a compound fracture in his arm, and a broken nose.

He’s now married with 4 kids. Perfect little family and doesn’t drink much anymore.

 

[Pipe Line]

I knew a bull rider in college. A real western Nebraska hick. Played football. One of the best white athletes I’ve seen in my life. He was such a high level of crazy/badass that nobody fucked with him and even coaches/professors never put any consequences on him.

Anyways, we skipped school (and he skipped practice) to go out at his ranch in Far Western Nebraska to get drunk and brand cattle on a Friday the day before a game. A rowdy calf took out his horses front leg and he ended up falling forward into a gate, got his arm stuck, and somehow in the commotion he busted both bones in his arm lower arm. Like 90 degree angle broke.

Being the tough cowboy he was, he said he wasn’t going to the doctor, so instead, he polished off over 1/2 a 1.75 of Canadian Springs and set the arm himself. Wrapped it in some padding and called it good.

Decided to go to the bar since we were already drunk. He ends up getting in a bar fight that spills out of the bar and right into Main Street. I never saw him lose a fight besides this one (had a broken arm), but he hung in their tough and ended up getting his nose broke.

We stay out to close the bar, then drive back to campus in the middle of the night (morning).

And the crazy sonofabitch plays, starts at OLB, and has like 9 tackles, all with a hangover, a compound fracture in his arm, and a broken nose.

He’s now married with 4 kids. Perfect little family and doesn’t drink much anymore.

You win

 

[BBTown Bomber]

there's several DONU female athletes i wouldn't mind seeing dip their @Toe in the biz.

Jax Shelly for starters (WBB).



(If only I knew how to post pics…..sigh)

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