Tater Island - Keys to Victory

[slattimer]

KEY 1: Coming out with a sound plan

Nebraska needs to come out with a sound plan on both offense and defense. They need to have a basic plan that will be easy to make adjustments to once they get an idea of what Illinois is going to do.

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Are we fucking serious with this shit....that's the #1 key. Come out with a sound plan....just scribble your thoughts with a crayon and post it on tater island. That's literally the dumbest key I've ever seen. No shit. You better have a sound plan captain obvious.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Score more points than they do
Don't lose

 

[...TrueColors...]

KEY 1: Coming out with a sound plan

Nebraska needs to come out with a sound plan on both offense and defense. They need to have a basic plan that will be easy to make adjustments to once they get an idea of what Illinois is going to do.

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Are we fucking serious with this shit....that's the #1 key. Come out with a sound plan....just scribble your thoughts with a crayon and post it on tater island. That's literally the dumbest key I've ever seen. No shit. You better have a sound plan captain obvious.

KEY 2: Nebraska needs to come out and play football better than Illinois does

Nebraska needs to come out and be better than Illinois in key spots, the biggest piece of this will be scoring more points than Illinois does. If Nebraska can do that, they’ll be just fine today.

 

[Juro]

Key 3: Limit turnovers and penalties. Nebraska can't beat itself.

 

[TreedHusker]

KEY 4: Get off the bus

Nebraska needs to set the tone immediately when they arrive. The hardest part of the day is choosing to get out of bed. If they can be decisive and commit to getting off the bus, especially our starters, that will put Illinois on notice.

 

[Kaladin]

Key 5: eat a healthy breakfast

 

[Kaladin]

key 6: remember to take a pregame shit

if you don't take a pregame shit, the extra weight will slow you down

 

[Cash68847]

Key 3: Limit turnovers and penalties. Nebraska can't beat itself.

Add in special teams and field position and that’s about what every game comes down to.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Key F: Run the gawl durn ball

 

[Skerz4Life50]

Between freaking out that Omar Manning isn’t in the student directory because they don’t know his real name and now worried that the game was “moved back” 20 minutes because the kickoff time is 12:20 not 12:00, tater island is showing up in all its glory.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

KEY 1: Coming out with a sound plan

Nebraska needs to come out with a sound plan on both offense and defense. They need to have a basic plan that will be easy to make adjustments to once they get an idea of what Illinois is going to do.

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Are we fucking serious with this shit....that's the #1 key. Come out with a sound plan....just scribble your thoughts with a crayon and post it on tater island. That's literally the dumbest key I've ever seen. No shit. You better have a sound plan captain obvious.

I thought score more points was a little elementary... So went a touch more sophisticated

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Between freaking out that Omar Manning isn’t in the student directory because they don’t know his real name and now worried that the game was “moved back” 20 minutes because the kickoff time is 12:20 not 12:00, tater island is showing up in all its glory.

you'd think a lifetime of watching football would result in them noticing that basically every televised kick off time is 10+ minutes after the "start time." the only exceptions I can think of are the early ESPN games that had the gameday lead in

 

[Krup21]

Dean riles me to Bolivia....I can't comprehend how someone that fucking stupid could fall bass akwards into a gig like he did. Roz has to be rolling over in his grave....

 

[Alcaus]

Dean is in cognitive decline

 

[Eaton Beaver]

KEY 1: Coming out with a sound plan

Nebraska needs to come out with a sound plan on both offense and defense. They need to have a basic plan that will be easy to make adjustments to once they get an idea of what Illinois is going to do.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Are we fucking serious with this shit....that's the #1 key. Come out with a sound plan....just scribble your thoughts with a crayon and post it on tater island. That's literally the dumbest key I've ever seen. No shit. You better have a sound plan captain obvious.

That is why it's tater Island!
But I've seen you back Adrian M and all his problems were other positions! Full of shit tuff guy. He sucks!
Your tuff guy with X and O's is exhausting! So old school bitch! Come at me

 

[...TrueColors...]

That is why it's tater Island!
But I've seen you back Adrian M and all his problems were other positions! Full of shit tuff guy. He sucks!
Your tuff guy with X and O's is exhausting! So old school bitch! Come at me

Get the fuck outta here faggot. Nobody with the screen name “Eaton Beaver” actually does any of that.

 

[slattimer]

That is why it's tater Island!
But I've seen you back Adrian M and all his problems were other positions! Full of shit tuff guy. He sucks!
Your tuff guy with X and O's is exhausting! So old school bitch! Come at me

Dafuq you talking about Tommytuffnuts. He’s not good. There’s a lot of parts that aren’t good right now on offense. And has been for awhile.

Edit. I think we found Deabs burner.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Dafuq you talking about Tommytuffnuts. He’s not good. There’s a lot of parts that aren’t good right now on offense. And has been for awhile.

Edit. I think we found Deabs burner.

No... just wanted to get you wound up! I could care less! Did I see true color got involved? Funny
Still want to fight you one on one the slattmer. Would be fun!

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Get the fuck outta here faggot. Nobody with the screen name “Eaton Beaver” actually does any of that.

Calm down smarty pants! Ha You still suck dick and no one cares what the fuck you say!

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Whoa guys let’s calm down and take out our anger on Frost as usual