So if your wife was a football player, which position does she play?

[Dble E]

Dating: Scat Back (small and agile)
Married: Safety

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Center.

 

[Goskers07]

Wide receiver ifykwim

Cause she's really fast.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’ll go with kicker

 

[Jim14510]

While dating TE

Got moved to OT

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

What position is synonymous with butt sex?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

What position is synonymous with butt sex?

Male cheerleader

 

[Dble E]

While dating TE

Got moved to OT

If you're looking for breeding football players this is a good strategy.

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

Male cheerleader

Then my wife isn't one of those.

 

[Ext. 55]

Duck R

Can play inside or out.

 

[Black5hirt]

Divorced it, butt she liked to play scat back. (Butt stuff)

 

[Elquesogrande68]

I would have said LB when she gave birth to two kids without the aid of an epidural, but listening to her go on and on tonight about bug bites and heartburn I’m inclined to say walk on kicker.

 

[Dble E]

I took a few linemen for a test run when I was drunk. Might have been a NG in there too.

 

[RedSeaRising]

WR / TE

 

[Jim14510]

I took a few linemen for a test run when I was drunk. Might have been a NG in there too.

Everybody needs a NG once.

 

[RedSeaRising]

Everybody needs a NG once.

I've banged my way through the entire team, FWIW.

Also have dabbled in some international leagues

 

[Jim14510]

I've banged my way through the entire team, FWIW.

Also have dabbled in some international leagues

I've never strayed beyond homegrown talent.

 

[Dble E]

I've banged my way through the entire team, FWIW.

Also have dabbled in some international leagues

I got me this kicker from China once. Had my eye on an outside LB from Tibet but couldn't get it done....