What's the real story behind the pie and salsa
I mean, that's literally what it was about.
There was some practice report a couple years ago, and this was when media access was very limited. They got to watch maybe 20 minutes of practice. Well Deab makes his "practice observations" Which in general were complete butthole to begin with. But he wastes time and space reporting on someone brought Coach Held a pie and some salsa and laid it at his feet at practice. I laughed a lot and thought what kind of fuck tard wastes space reporting on it besides some boob who thinks that's funny. Maybe I'm wrong, but I heeded Matya's advice and did not say a word about it on tater island, but I made multiple snide remarks about it on tMB and how Deab was getting scooped by other sites.
He then replied with this gem
"Our sights and sounds package will be coming. It will have a ton of practice video and be highly produced and edited by Gregg. Glad to see you enjoyed the light-hearted nugget from Held and thank you again for being a valued member of HuskerOnline. Your class is truly appreciated, and I look forward to shaking your hand someday meeting such a gentleman like yourself."
After that reply, I was sent to a Chilean Abyss, never to make fun of taters again under my username.