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Sip's recruiting "analysis" is just LOL

HerbRedman

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Sipple's analysis of FNL 6/3 event in Lincoln:
  • Really nice weather. 75 degrees. Nice to see people in the ol stadium.
  • One receiver looked good, scored a touchdown
  • One recruit had a bucket hat on
  • A couple of recruits wore refashioned hoodies where they cut the hoodie portion off and wore it with a t-shirt. But my eyes are bad so maybe not.
  • The end
Thank you On3 recruiting expert, Steve Sipple!
 
Sipple's analysis of FNL 6/3 event in Lincoln:
  • Really nice weather. 75 degrees. Nice to see people in the ol stadium.
  • One receiver looked good, scored a touchdown
  • One recruit had a bucket hat on
  • A couple of recruits wore refashioned hoodies where they cut the hoodie portion off and wore it with a t-shirt. But my eyes are bad so maybe not.
  • The end
Thank you On3 recruiting expert, Steve Sipple!
Two articles about FNL and nothing about Mario Buford who according to others had a big night and spent a lot of time working with Chins.



 
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Holy shit, I just read that thing. A buck a year might be overpriced.

He spends most of his time acknowledging he knows nothing about talent evaluation, recruiting, or the recruits themselves. I mean, points for honesty, I guess?

His fascination with the bucket hat is perplexing. While you might not find many on the broads in a Mexican restaurant at lunch time, it’s not like they are non-existent in the wild. The bucket hat was literallly the thing that made the strongest impression on him.

I’m kind of left to wonder if someone from this board catfished Terry into thinking he was Sip sight unseen. Because my God that reads like parody. If so, kudos to you, sir.
 
I still have no idea what this Onstar3 thing is that everybody keeps posting about but based on the info in this thread I don’t care to ever find out.


Like Nebraska needed another media company covering football, our dumb fan base already had like 5 options outside of the local media and none of them were good.
 
Sipple's analysis of FNL 6/3 event in Lincoln:
  • Really nice weather. 75 degrees. Nice to see people in the ol stadium.
  • One receiver looked good, scored a touchdown
  • One recruit had a bucket hat on
  • A couple of recruits wore refashioned hoodies where they cut the hoodie portion off and wore it with a t-shirt. But my eyes are bad so maybe not.
  • The end
Thank you On3 recruiting expert, Steve Sipple!
He just needs some time to find his “go to” phrases and he will fit right in

“-Guy is a real dude
- so and so showed a lot of twitch
- receiver’s hands looked as sticky as that time an elephant came all over Sean”

He will get there…
 
He just needs some time to find his “go to” phrases and he will fit right in

“-Guy is a real dude
- so and so showed a lot of twitch
- receiver’s hands looked as sticky as that time an elephant came all over Sean”

He will get there…

“Looks the part”
“Passes the eye test”
“Looks college ready right now”
 
our dumb fan base
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He just needs some time to find his “go to” phrases and he will fit right in

“-Guy is a real dude
- so and so showed a lot of twitch
- receiver’s hands looked as sticky as that time an elephant came all over Sean”

He will get there…
i miss that one guy on the scrolls years ago who would break down a commit w/ an comparison to a Hall of Fame/pro bowl player every time

Height - 6’5”
Weight - 225 lbs
Position - split end
Color - Black
NFL comparison - Michael Irvin
 
He just needs some time to find his “go to” phrases and he will fit right in

“-Guy is a real dude
- so and so showed a lot of twitch
- receiver’s hands looked as sticky as that time an elephant came all over Sean”

He will get there…
- “nothing new on that front”
 
Sipple has the remarkable talent to write 800 words and not say a damn thing. He’s e living hero for every high school kid trying to stretch out a 200 word essay to a 1000.

Or to give another analogy he’s the kid who has to write a book report without actually reading the book.
 
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Sipple has the remarkable talent to write 80 words and not say a damn thing. He’s e living hero for every high school kid trying to stretch out a 200 word essay to a 1000.

Or to give another analogy he’s the kid who has to write a book report without actually reading the book.
That’s pretty much me, but I work in IT. It works for me.
 
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