Shots Fired: Paul Finebaum -> Matt Rhule

[dom91932]

LMFAO...we're so insignificant yet this asshat is compelled to respond

 

[doublewing]

This is the type of off-season shiny object that gives the media something to talk about. The formulaic and boring AF media days just produced a gift for them. The season cannot start soon enough.

 

[skerfan]

Lol who gives a fuck about Paul Finebaum?

I would give the opinion of Snuffaluffagus from Sesame Street more consideration then this f'in clown.

 

[EwokRhuler]

Paul is just mad that the bull isn't returning his calls.

 

[Dawgsauce]

Phyllis from Mulga.

@Dawgsauce

Hahaha, thanks. Needed that after another arrest in Athens today.

 

[JankTheTank]

I'm skirting my own advice and still thinking about this. If asked about Finebaum's comments, I think Rhule would have a unique way of diffusing it, and in some ways, see it as an opportunity to elaborate further on his sales pitch:

"In my experience, if you're relevant enough to come across the crosshairs of a reknowned national pundit for talking about your conference, you must have done at least a few things right in your career."

Beyond that, Rhule might say he agrees with Finebaum on the gap between Nebraska and the upper echelon of the Big Ten.

"We can't erase the 5-7 record last year, but you can bet we are doing everything we can to improve that record going forward, and I believe that we can. Our entire team believes we can. But like I said, it's going to be a fun ride where we fight the elements. We're going to be playing in sunny L.A. in November, then return to to the midwest and play in weather that will likely not be beach friendly. If that doesn't sounds like an NFL situation, then I don't know what is. It's going to be fun, and it's going to be a greater chessmatch where you have to account for what you are capable of doing week to week depending on where you are playing. And I think that will be a great experience for the players in this conference where they have to learn to adapt to more variable circumstances week to week. And I think if you're hoping to play in the League after college, that will be a great experience in teaching you how to adapt to those week to week changes. One week you're in Miami. The next you're in Lambeau or Highmark trying to remember to keep your fingers warm."

 

[...TrueColors...]

Finebaum looks exactly like Adolph Eichmann

 

[Stan Raymond]

So I guess we aren't going to the SEC?

 

[BIGSTICK67]

So I guess we aren't going to the SEC?

Well now we're not, thanks to Rhuledog. SMH

 

[Kaladin]

So I guess we aren't going to the SEC?

No we are going to your moms house instead

 

[Stan Raymond]

No we are going to your moms house instead

Peace Lutheran Cemetery?

 

[BingoDingo]

Paul Finebaum is a bitch.

 

[God is a Husker]

Finebaum looks exactly like Adolph Eichmann

God damn this is such a great post

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Finebaum looks exactly like Adolph Eichmann

I've never seen them in a room together.

 

[HerbRedman]

Finebaum looks exactly like Adolph Eichmann

Well, Finebaum is Jewish and lost relatives in the Holocaust. Other than that it's a great likeness.

Here's a clip of Pawl talking about that. And being very weird.

 

[BingoDingo]

Well, Finebaum is Jewish and lost relatives in the Holocaust. Other than that it's a great likeness.

Here's a clip of Pawl talking about that. And being very weird.

That was easily one of the worst videos on the internet.

 

[God is a Husker]

That was easily one of the worst videos on the internet.

I watched somebody on no sleep for 60+ hours get interrogated and I have watched the 2009 Nebraska vs. Cockeye State game.

Only 1 is on YouTube

 

[Kazman5k]

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Finebaum looks exactly like Adolph Eichmann

He looks like an ingrown testicle.

 

[Stan Raymond]

He looks like an ingrown testicle.

?

Wouldn't that just be an undescended testicle? I guess that would look like a taint?