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[Faux Sean Callahan]

common knowledge that track girls are the hottest amongst women college athletes

1. Track
2. Soccer (but high lesbian potential)
3. Cross country (only date other cross country weirdos, do not pursue)
4. volleyball
5. softball (either fatties or smokeshow hotties, high lesbian potential)
6. basketball

I would probably switch cross country and volleyball... I will say it is a LARGE drop to softball

 

[Seaofred92]

common knowledge that track girls are the hottest amongst women college athletes

1. Track
2. Soccer (but high lesbian potential)
3. Cross country (only date other cross country weirdos, do not pursue)
4. volleyball
5. softball (either fatties or smokeshow hotties, high lesbian potential)
6. basketball

I would add tennis to this.. most come from international destinations. Smoke shows.

 

[Jim14510]

Bigger tits would be nice.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Bigger tits would be nice.

You ever hear the one about Johnny sitting in 1st grade and he says, “hey teacher, I gotta piss.” The teacher says, “we don’t use that word, we say urinate. I’ll let you go to the bathroom if you can use urinate in a sentence.” Johnny replies, “urinate but if you had tits you’d be a 10.”

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

You ever hear the one about Johnny sitting in 1st grade and he says, “hey teacher, I gotta piss.” The teacher says, “we don’t use that word, we say urinate. I’ll let you go to the bathroom if you can use urinate in a sentence.” Johnny replies, “urinate but if you had tits you’d be a 10.”

Ha that’s my joke

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

 

[nja13]

Moar 🤤

JFC. That's nearly pornographic. How is that legal to post in public?

 

[nja13]

Bigger tits would be nice.

Let her get through her pole vault career first.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Would love to get a promo vid for tPB of her doing anything…
@HuskerGarrett ?? Where do we Venmo funds??

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Would love to get a promo vid for tPB of her doing anything…
@HuskerGarrett ?? Where do we Venmo funds??

I’m N

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

God UNL upping the talent levels lately

 

[redzoner]

Back in 2012 I did a project with Lorena Menghia who had just graduated the year before from the Track and Field team. Her sister is a model who used to do the Fiat commercials. One of the hottest women I have met in person.

Lorena Menghia - Track and Field 2010-11

Lorena Menghia - Track and Field 2010-11

huskers.com

 

[11husker23]

common knowledge that track girls are the hottest amongst women college athletes

1. Track
2. Soccer (but high lesbian potential)
3. Cross country (only date other cross country weirdos, do not pursue)
4. volleyball
5. softball (either fatties or smokeshow hotties, high lesbian potential)
6. basketball

I don’t disagree with this list….however…I would add gymnasts at or around #3. They have to be in incredible shape, and have crazy flexibility.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Back in 2012 I did a project with Lorena Menghia who had just graduated the year before from the Track and Field team. Her sister is a model who used to do the Fiat commercials. One of the hottest women I have met in person.

Lorena Menghia - Track and Field 2010-11

Lorena Menghia - Track and Field 2010-11

huskers.com

oh wow! I’m so horny in this thread

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I don’t disagree with this list….however…I would add gymnasts at or around #3. They have to be in incredible shape, and have crazy flexibility.

Wife was gymnast at OU back in the day. 5’ 87lbs in her prime.

 

[Tyneb23]

Wife was gymnast at OU back in the day. 5’ 87lbs in her prime.

Right, mine ran track at UNK and I hooped at UNO. Hopefully our children can help UNL one day.

 

[Fargo Husker]

Right, mine ran track at UNK and I hooped at UNO. Hopefully our children can help UNL one day.

Yeah, my wife ran track and played basketball for a DII school across the river here in Moorhead, MN. I was a lowly high school athlete. Hopefully the kids get her athletic genes.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Yeah, my wife ran track and played basketball for a DII school across the river here in Moorhead, MN. I was a lowly high school athlete. Hopefully the kids get her athletic genes.

I was blessed with good hand eye coordination but nearly no athleticism. Hopefully there’s a genetic combo in there somewhere that works out for our kids.

 

[Jim14510]

Wife was gymnast at OU back in the day. 5’ 87lbs in her prime.

No wonder you like the big bitches. It's different.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

No wonder you like the big bitches. It's different.

Correcto. Big bitches with tats.