SEC social media drama - Dad bangs his son’s hot girlfriend

[lee_carvallo_12]

Why are people this ridiculously stupid?

There is enough early 30's divorced trim out there that still has that oh so snug feeling, that you can bang a move on from. We live in a world where women are hoes and proud of it. Never an easier time to get laid if you have just a fraction of game.

Exactly this. Get on a dating app if you're that thirsty. They literally just throw their vagina's at you.

 

[Ext. 55]

Exactly this. Get on a dating app if you're that thirsty. They literally just throw their vagina's at you.

Literally...snug and juicy vaginas flying across the room...

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Exactly this. Get on a dating app if you're that thirsty. They literally just throw their vagina's at you.

True

 

[Driveway Jordan]

God Bless America...and pussy.

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Tsakoi]

Dad of the year.

He plowed a hottie and helped his son dodge a bullet.

We should be naming some sort of award after this fine gentleman.

 

[slattimer]

I'll never not laugh a well timed South Park gifs. Well done.

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

If this is true things are not going to go well for the dad.

I’ve been laughing my ass off at this point on this story, but if this is the actual truth I’m going to feel horrendous for the girl. Attempted rape by your boyfriends dad but the world thinks your just a hoe


But if this is fake and the original story is true, back to loling

 

[Kazman5k]

Loooool they’re posting his hudl highlights

 

[HerbRedman]

If this is true things are not going to go well for the dad.

This is actually more believable.

Actual realities are usually more like this (in the screenshot) than they are like a Desperate Housewives plot. The real stories are usually like the one screenshotted on the phone.

 

[Kaladin]

This is actually more believable.

Actual realities are usually more like this (in the screenshot) than they are like a Desperate Housewives plot. The real stories are usually like the one screenshotted on the phone.

What makes it more believable?

 

[HerbRedman]

What makes it more believable?

Because it's more sinister and evil.

I've been watching a lot of Chris Hansen episodes lately. A little jaded.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Talk about a story taking on a life of its own, jfc.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

 

[HuskerGarrett]

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Kaladin]

why do they all have cracked cell phone screens

 

[Kazman5k]

 

[Black Dean]

So does she have nudes or not?

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

So does she have nudes or not?

Yuge Pron contract coming real soon for her I bet