Scott Frost for Halloween

[RedSavage]

I've been told I look like Scott Frost in the past and don't have any great ideas for a Halloween party this weekend, so, I'm thinking I'm going to go as Scott Frost. Hit me with your best ideas on what that should look like.

I'm thinking a large ziploc of "powdered sugar" will be a nice start. Maybe try to cut back on sleep this week so I look a little more strung out.

 

[DrinkItIn]

probably need a Gate25 shirt or hat. Maybe buy this book and carry it around:

 

[Alcaus]

If you have a girlfriend/wife she should go as a G25 server

 

[dsbigred1]

Get stupid drunk and try to fuck every woman at the bar, impregnating at least 1.

 

[tman87]

Get a red T shirt with the words: "They better get us now!" printed on them.

Also, if you are not already a ginger/blonde, die your hair, beard and eyebrows.

Lastly, rent a Denali Sierra and go get drunk and sideswipe someones car. Then drive that for the night, making sure everyone see's you drive up in it. Also, show up late to whatever halloween gathering you are going to attend.

Might want to just wear some golf shoes and have a tee card stuffed in a pocket where people can see it clearly.

Can't forget an off kilter, frumpy camo hat.

 

[Jim14510]

Get stupid drunk and try to fuck every woman at the bar, impregnating at least 1.

/thread

 

[Jim14510]

Can't believe no one has mentioned a can of chew with a generous dip in your mouth.

 

[slattimer]

Also need to have a big fat dipper in the whole time.

 

[Alcaus]

Whatever you end up doing you should at least resemble a disheveled high school coach. Spritz yourself with some bourbon to complete the aura.

A little dried Cope in the corner of the mouth is the type of detail that will truly sell it.

 

[Irv]

Or maybe a shirt that says "Best Week of Practice Ever!"

You should also get angry anytime you hear someone clap.

 

[turek420845]

 

[Eloot224]

Maybe carry/ hold a closet door in front of you all night.

 

[RedSavage]

I like where all your heads are at

 

[doublewing]

Have a guy in a #1 jersey occasionally chase you around. Hide in a closet to really sell the bit.

I do not condone anyone wearing blackface but do what you have to do.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Whatever you end up doing you should at least resemble a disheveled high school coach. Spritz yourself with some bourbon to complete the aura.

A little dried Cope in the corner of the mouth is the type of detail that will truly sell it.

This. Try and avoid sleep for a couple of days and look like shit.

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

And here I thought this thread was going to be about Scott Frost going as a football coach for Halloween

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Have a guy in a #1 jersey occasionally chase you around. Hide in a closet to really sell the bit.

I do not condone anyone wearing blackface but do what you have to do.

This was very funny

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I like the powdered sugar. Definitely need a dip in. Can use big league chew to simulate this. Could also walk around with a margarita all night. If you can get some G25 merch that would be awesome as well.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Have a guy in a #1 jersey occasionally chase you around. Hide in a closet to really sell the bit.

I do not condone anyone wearing blackface but do what you have to do.

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[Kinish]

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Where's the bag of buyout money?